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David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

Funny story: David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...

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The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...

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Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

Funny story: Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...

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Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

Funny story: Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

In a undisclosed university somewhere on the North American Contingent, tragedy has struck a small frat house. A Pakistani student with links to Al Qaeda has returned to his homeland to take up arms and fight for the Taliban. The student departed sev...

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Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

Funny story: Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...

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Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Funny story: Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Blackburn, UK, 14.05.2011: After yesterday's not so epic final chapter in the Premier League title in Blackburn, 1-1, and after the penalty most fans fell asleep, it seems a serious incident happened as Chicharito left the ground. Chicharito was o...

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Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Funny story: Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...

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Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

Funny story: Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism. Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...

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US Fatties Declare War

Funny story: US Fatties Declare War

Chubby Butterworth head of the "Fat is Beautiful Society" of California has issued a statement on behalf of his half-million members. The society has been campaigning for years to end discrimination in America against fat and obese people. Chubby, who is not keeping well, issued the following statement from his hospital bed - wards two, three and four: "We, the calorie challenged people...

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Radical website publishes MP death list

Funny story: Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...

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I've Been Thinking About it, and...

Funny story: I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've concluded that: All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality. All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it. All Bap...

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Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?

Funny story: Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?

Multi-culti tolerant US and especially New York are in a desperate turmoil because extremists want to build a Mosque next door to the 9/11 Ground Zero site. This is causing much disbelief among New Yorkers who feel that the site chosen for the Mo...

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Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

Funny story: Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

A large military academy has been built close to a Mosque run by extremists, causing worshippers to complain. The Sandshoe Academy will be used to train officer cadets. However, nearby is the Mohammad Hurst Mosque. Imam Mohammad Al Kaeeda sai...

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Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Funny story: Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...

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Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Funny story: Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Finsbury Park, London, England - Hook handed Islamic Fundamentalist Abdul Rahman today made the astonishing claim that the Mexican outbreak of swine-flu was a direct result of Divine retribution against the decadent west. "You have been warned. We...

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Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

Funny story: Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...

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Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Funny story: Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...

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University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

Funny story: University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

The University of Birmingham has announced new plans to tackle the sticky subject of Religious Extremism by releasing details of its new undergraduate courses in Islamic Fundamentalism. Government worries that extremists are recruiting would-be su...

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