Showing:

Funny satire stories about Extremist

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story:  Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...
View 'Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists'
Funny story:  Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Blackburn, UK, 14.05.2011: After yesterday's not so epic final chapter in the Premier League title in Blackburn, 1-1, and after the penalty most fans fell asleep, it seems a serious incident happened as Chicharito left the ground. Chicharito was o...
View 'Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!'
Funny story:  Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...
View 'Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!'
Funny story:  Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism. Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...
View 'Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex'
Funny story:  US Fatties Declare War

US Fatties Declare War

Chubby Butterworth head of the "Fat is Beautiful Society" of California has issued a statement on behalf of his half-million members. The society has been campaigning for years to end discrimination in America against fat and obese people. Chubby, who is not keeping well, issued the following statement from his hospital bed - wards two, three and four: "We, the calorie challenged people...
View 'US Fatties Declare War'
Funny story:  Radical website publishes MP death list

Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...
View 'Radical website publishes MP death list'
Funny story:  I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've concluded that: All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality. All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it. All Bap...
View 'I've Been Thinking About it, and...'
Funny story:  Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?

Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?

Multi-culti tolerant US and especially New York are in a desperate turmoil because extremists want to build a Mosque next door to the 9/11 Ground Zero site. This is causing much disbelief among New Yorkers who feel that the site chosen for the Mo...
View 'Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?'
Funny story:  Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir

A large military academy has been built close to a Mosque run by extremists, causing worshippers to complain. The Sandshoe Academy will be used to train officer cadets. However, nearby is the Mohammad Hurst Mosque. Imam Mohammad Al Kaeeda sai...
View 'Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir'
Funny story:  Sharia Law - UK Daytime TV producers already prepared - Government not quite so sure

Sharia Law - UK Daytime TV producers already prepared - Government not quite so sure

Today's news of calls for the institution of Shari'a Laws came as no surprise for UK daytime TV producers who have already worked up projects for new reality TV daytime slots. Downing Street Will Be Stormed The radical Islamic group Fanatics-R-...
View 'Sharia Law - UK Daytime TV producers already prepared - Government not quite so sure'
Funny story:  Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...
View 'Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise'
Funny story:  Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Finsbury Park, London, England - Hook handed Islamic Fundamentalist Abdul Rahman today made the astonishing claim that the Mexican outbreak of swine-flu was a direct result of Divine retribution against the decadent west. "You have been warned. We...
View 'Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution'
Funny story:  Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...
View 'Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins'
Funny story:  Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...
View 'Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered'
Funny story:  University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

The University of Birmingham has announced new plans to tackle the sticky subject of Religious Extremism by releasing details of its new undergraduate courses in Islamic Fundamentalism. Government worries that extremists are recruiting would-be su...
View 'University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism'
Funny story:  York councillors named on extremist list

York councillors named on extremist list

A list of Labour and Liberal Democrat councillors in York and North Yorkshire has leaked out - and the furious members say they have those responsible in their sights. Details of 38 people with affiliations to the controversial parties who live in...
View 'York councillors named on extremist list'
Funny story:  UK Islamic Militant Snuffed in Pakistan

UK Islamic Militant Snuffed in Pakistan

A fugitive British militant linked to an alleged UK plot to use liquid explosives for blowing up transatlantic airliners has been killed in Pakistan, according to an International Herald Shitraker report. Pakistani authorities believe Rashid Rauf,...
View 'UK Islamic Militant Snuffed in Pakistan'
Funny story:  Extremist Headbangers to be Barred from UK

Extremist Headbangers to be Barred from UK

Tougher measures to prevent extremists entering the UK are to be announced by Home Secretary Jacqui 'Stabvest' Smith as soon as they can dust the cobwebs off some semi-comatose senior civil service Mandarin and get him to cough up a few novel ideas t...
View 'Extremist Headbangers to be Barred from UK'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

New Cop on the Beat May Be a Bot

Your cops in the future may be robots but a lot of trouble in making decisions.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 2?

9 3 6 18


Go to top ^