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Funny story: Animal Crackers Comes Under Fire

Animal Crackers Comes Under Fire

Animal Crackers are animal-shaped cookies (?) designed by carnivorous subhumans as brainwashing tools by which to corrupt innocent children who, without such indoctrination-disguised-as-treats, might become vegetarians, eschewing the abuse of the ver...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...
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Funny story: The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

Itsuptou,New York-Mr.and Mrs. Steven Miller's Languor Monkey, Albert, who disappeared several years ago, was found alive and unhurt in the Wehea forest, on the eastern tip of Borneo island. Appearing disheveled and somewhat grizzled, Albert leapt in...
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Funny story: So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

The largest forest antelope, the Mountain Bongo, is almost certainly going to be come extinct. The native African species is projected to become extinct within the next 14 years, unless 'evolution' plays a blinder. Although the exploits of man hav...
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Funny story: Extinct hairy elephants 'Ran Out Of Grass'

Extinct hairy elephants 'Ran Out Of Grass'

Giant woolly mammoths died out because they ran out of grass - not because they were hunted to extinction, according to scientists. The dope smoking, gargantuan herbivores became so passive through being too huge for any other animal to mess with...
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Funny story: The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...
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Funny story: Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Scientists are now predicting men will cease to be by the year 2050! Women will rule the planet and therefore all men will simply disappear due to irrelevance say the boffins. "Women have been able to conceive without men for years now, but at presen...
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Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...
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Funny story: Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

ROSWELL, NM - Ancient legends portray Atlantis as a continent with an advanced civilization with wonders and technology that surpass the wildest imagination of the 20th century. The mysteries of Atlantis are often associated with mysteries such as th...
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Funny story: Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...
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Funny story: Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Wall Street, New York - Bankers could be extinct by 2020 - that's the startling prediction one top economist, Peter Dollar-Pound, has made. "We have to do something now!" claimed Mr Dollar-Pound "We can't just sit around doing nothing! If we don...
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Funny story: All Gays Extinct By 2070

All Gays Extinct By 2070

In another world exclusive, a preview of an alarming study due to be published in the Lancet this week that predicts that homosexual men will be a thing of the past by the year 2070. Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University explained his theory o...
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Funny story: Humans declared as "endangered species"

Humans declared as "endangered species"

With the extinction of the human race becoming a very serious possibility, The Nation United, a football club based in the outer reaches of British West Bradford, has declared the human race as a protected species. Humans were placed on the endang...
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Funny story: Women to be extinct by 2027

Women to be extinct by 2027

In a recent study completed at the University of Stalybridge in England, the scientists have revealed that female gender of the human species would become extinct by the year 2027. The findings revealed by the CASRC - Centre for Angered Species Re...
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Funny story: Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

A new study has found that birds lack a hot-and horny-generating tissue present in mammals and concludes that the absence of this tissue may have caused the extinction of dinosaurs.
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Funny story: China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

BEIJING, China - One lucky diner enjoyed a special treat yesterday when he ate what scientists confirm was the last of China's rare white dolphin. In an effort to promote tourism and China's unique cuisine, officials raffled off the opportun...
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Funny story: Rare snails found

Rare snails found

ROBUST, Ind. - A trio of snails thought by most scientists and laymen to be extinct has been rediscovered in the Coosa and Cahaba rivers, according to reports from the Coosa and Cahaba rivers.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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