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Funny story: Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Santa Monica, CA - One of L.A.'s most popular yoga studios has invented a very unique way to solving it's green house gas output - by harnessing farts! "I was in the middle of leading a Hot Bikram class through downward-dog poise," tells Raven Bra...
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Funny story: Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

While many consider miracles a thing of the past, New York man Kellogg Tracey experiences spiritual magic every single day, courtesy of the "Old River East" - more commonly known as the East River. "That Old River East is a boon to my spirit and...
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Funny story: Man sentenced to treadmill after eating doughnuts before lunch

Man sentenced to treadmill after eating doughnuts before lunch

A man who ate doughnuts before having lunch has appeared before Bolton Crown Court to be sentenced. Twisted Luke Smith, of Sharnford Close, Bolton, indulged in the sugary delights on Friday 15th May 2015 just before lunch time. The 21-year-old...
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Funny story: Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

The newest exercise craze combines "Throw-back Thursday", green living, altruism, weight loss, and fitness into the hottest new trend in the US. Instead of lifting weights and taking last year's aerobic class, gym members are assigned manual labor in...
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Funny story: Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists at the university of Stockholm have revealed that dying could actually have substantial health benefits for your body. Previously experts felt that when a person expires there were no advantages and that life simply ended, however that has...
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Funny story: Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

If you're a fan of soccer--and I refer particularly to the FIFA World Cup--you'd better make the most of it while it's still around. If things go as planned, the 2018 and the 2022 FIFA World Cup championships will be the last ones to be played. After...
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Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...
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Funny story: Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Yesterday morning during rush hour, New Yorkers in Times Square subway station panicked when svelte middle-aged Brooklynite Bernice Shaw walked up the entire 20-plus steps of a fully functioning escalator. Many (literal) bystanders immediately used t...
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Funny story: Dollars or Pounds? Study Shows Weight Proportional to Dollars Spent on Fitness

Dollars or Pounds? Study Shows Weight Proportional to Dollars Spent on Fitness

The fitness industry is a huge marketplace, drawing countless Americans - a full two-thirds of whom are overweight - into spending billions of dollars annually in the hopes of becoming healthier, fitter, or simply less fat. Unfortunately for health-h...
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Funny story: Suzanne Somers Says She & Husband Have Sex 2-3 Times Every Night!

Suzanne Somers Says She & Husband Have Sex 2-3 Times Every Night!

"Then there are the days", she sighs. She also admitted that her 67-year-old husband just had to use a lot of penis pills, etc and she did all the work. "I wasn't allowed to tell this on the Thighmaster infomercials except in Europe. But they r...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus New Ass -Master Commercials

Miley Cyrus New Ass -Master Commercials

Prepare to be seeing a lot of Miley Cyrus on television infomercials as she will be following in the steps of Suzanne Somers! Suddenly, you will see scenes of Miley using the new product that will make you be just like her. It's the Ass Master!...
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Funny story: Toddler Crossfit Classes Springing Up Around The Nation -"Tough Lil' Mudder" Competition Spawned

Toddler Crossfit Classes Springing Up Around The Nation -"Tough Lil' Mudder" Competition Spawned

Crossfit, one of the latest fitness crazes in the last few years has gained popularity all over the nation. Now pint sized little power houses are able to join in on the craze by participating in the training as well. Toddler level crossfit classes...
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Funny story: New Exercise Sensation

New Exercise Sensation

A new exercise, thought to have been developed by followers of Genghis Khan, has been causing great excitement on the internet. As illustrated by a follower of the new fashion, Scatthi Scactum, it consists of the practitioner holding the neck of t...
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Funny story: Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Actual story from the Washington Post: WARSAW, Poland, Feb. 11 (UPI) -- Roman Catholic regions of Europe are seeing a resurgence of exorcism, the rite of expelling evil spirits from tortured souls. Informal efforts to train more exorcists began under Pope John Paul II when the Vatican formally revised and upheld the rite for the first time in nearly 400 years, The Washington Post reported Mo...
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Funny story: Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

In a bid to reduce emissions from the vast fleet of buses that operate in and around the Manchester area, Greater Manchester Public Transport Limited have come up with a winning initiative that promises to not only slash exhaust emissions, but reduce...
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Funny story: Terrifying New Drug Sweeps Country

Terrifying New Drug Sweeps Country

A new sinister drug is sweeping the country, say government and police officials, and it is set to bring despair and misery to the population. The drug has swept in to every facet of our society, from the rich and well-to-do areas of Kent, to the...
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Funny story: You and Your Health Warnings!

You and Your Health Warnings!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing...yet lives for 450 years. 5. The camel will walk over 100 miles in search of water in temperatures of 100° F. 6. The albatross flies millions of mil...
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Funny story: Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Vets are warning that many people are bringing pet dogs along to their surgeries presenting a problem of fixed, staring eyes. They say the problem is being caused by Britain's change from analogue to digital television. They say the flicker rate...
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