Creationists are crowing that their faith based schools have the highest exam pass rate of any school in the world, with all of their pupils attaining the maximum one hundred percent in all of their papers, including science.
"This is a true examp...
A top academic reckons he has the perfect answer to 'pushy parents' who are increasingly encouraging their children to query marks at institutions such as Oxford University.
These parents have become accustomed to paying for re-sits and re-marks a...
Today, teenagers across the whole of England, Wales and Northern Ireland are celebrating their excellent exam results - or else planning the rest of their life as an exam-failing looter. Scottish teenagers do not take exams, and are judged instead on...
Five thousand disgruntled potential British citizens are threatening to sue the Home Office after a pizza delivery boy mixed up the citizenship tests with several thousand GSCE exam papers.
It seems that the people were given GSCE papers, rather t...
A recent survey of maths teachers at secondary schools in England has revealed that nearly ninety percent believe themselves to be above average. Worst still, they have been told that ninety percent believe themselves to be above average, and do not...
Recently Ofqual has attacked 'unacceptable' exam paper blunders;
A 'rogue' question inserted into an AS-level maths exam, worth 11 per cent of the total mark, sat by almost 6,800 students, the exam board blundered to calculate the correct length for the shortest route along a network of tracks in a forest equal to an equation set out in the test paper...
An AS-level business studies exam, ma...
Exams standards watchdog, Ofqual, is to launch an investigation into the standards of exams taken every year by youngsters.
This will be the largest inquiry by the regulator and is expected to cover annual rises in grades, the perceived difficulty...
BIRMINGHAM - New research by the University of Birimingham says that Britain's education system is failing the procrastinators and the don't-give-a-shitists.
A national campaign spearheaded by Inhopeless has been started in earnest.
"I was a ma...
Describe the events leading up to the start of WW2 Try to include names and dates.
Once, there was this bloke named Nazi, and he had some friends called Hitler and Adolf and thier gang was called German.
One day, they had an argument with a gang called the Poland.
The Poland people did not want to be mates with Nazi and his friends, so, Hitler and Adolf beat them up.
But, the Polands had s...
"Royal wedding could disrupt exam build-up, teachers warn. Head teachers have warned that the timing of the royal wedding could cause problems in schools because it falls just days before the national Sats tests."
What a load of shit. This 'observation' is front page news in UK.
So, students who are 'sitting' exams or SATS around the date of the Royal Wedding...you now have an excuse (or w...
Although work experience, a begrudging ritual for tens of thousands of 15 and 16-year olds, is not until late July, some schools have supplemented lessons which teach students how to apply for a placement, with lessons that teach students the art of...
In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams.
17 hour exam.
1) Describe the term racism.
[ ] Having a different behaviour against another person.
2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36)
Christianity was _____.
[Good]
3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you...
Following a pass rate of 800.C%, examiners are concerned that exams are STILL too easy. So they're dumbing them down to provide for the lower echelons of society.
Satirical writer Masterchev was the first to cotton on to this new idea following a...
The Head of the UK Homosexuals - technically the most powerful gay in the Westminster village - has criticised the exams that people have to pass to become homosexual.
He said that the exams - known as Gay Levels - have become too easy and as a re...
Today, findings have been released by the Association Of A-Level Students (Having Fun) [ALSHF], proving that English A-Levels are, indeed, boring.
The findings have been fought in legal proceedings for fifteen years, the British Government believi...
A Manchester man awoke yesterday to the life changing news that he had achieved a whopping 10 A stars in his GCSE results.
Binman, Stu Dent, 39, from Salford now plans to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a neuro surgeon.
Mr Dent said "I le...
It never ends! More Educational 'Hoo Ha' over 'seemingly' inflated 'A' level results. Oh what a surprise!
Who do those Educators think they're fooling? Tomfoolery, fiddling of results etc. is rife an has been going on for decades in all branc...
Everyone will get A stars in A levels from now, it has been announced.
The Government decided that the old system, whereby some students got Bs, Cs, Ds and ever less, was unfair, since it discriminates against candidates according to how clever th...