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Bye Bye Youth
(Sung to Bye Bye Love)
Yet another oldie to tap your toes to, whether you're rockin' to the oldies in your favorite rockin' chair or buzzin' past the nurses in your brand spankin' new mobility scooter. Who better to parody than the Everly Brothers, who are still alive to sing along to this one.
Bye bye youth,
Bye bye agility,
I think I'm a gonna cry-y.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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