Following in the footsteps of President Barack Obama who ran out of Jeremiah Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ in order to become President in 2008 today Mitt Romney was born again into Evangelicism. In a public dunking in the Jordan River tod...
Mitt Romney appeared at a presidential debate last night and many pundits said it was the death knell of his presidential campaign.
Romney took the podium, looked at the other candidates and stated the following:
"Jesus said. Let he who is wit...
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's office has confirmed Born Again Christians have been given permission to construct a theme park on the outskirts of California.
The theme park, 'Clapland' has been criticised in some quarters for making money from...
Utah, TX: M. Cerillo, leader of the radical 'Christian Fist of Humility' cult, made the shock announcement on TV this morning that God is on the verge of bancruptcy and desperately needs everybody's help.
Opening his Help-God-A-Thon, Cerillo said...
Dear Olie, People say that you are the wisest ole married man in the world...or at least along that narrow little fjord where you, Helga and your Norwegian blue live happily ever after. Well as a newly wedded husband I feel like the stupidest married man in the universe! Olie, isn't marriage about passion and love? My dear Protestant evangelical Oxsana and I waited for marital bliss before we...
United States of America -- Self-described "evangelical values voters" have voiced extreme frustration that the GOP field has not produced a Taliban-style leader to run for the U.S. Presidency. "This is a Christian Na...
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