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President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

Funny story: President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit. Vice-President Biden will see fi...

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The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

Funny story: The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties. The pre...

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Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

Funny story: Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico. Mr. Bucknell said th...

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Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

Funny story: Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently said that he really misses not being in the limelight. He admitted that his glowingly radiant personality is just not made for cold, snowy weather. El Donaldo, as Eva Longoria calls him, appeared on The Viagra...

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Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

Funny story: Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - British citizen Gordon Ramsay has proved to be a very successful businessman since coming to America from the other side of the pond. He has produced and starred in several cooking based shows and he will soon be appearing in a new o...

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Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

Funny story: Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...

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Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

Funny story: Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

NEW YORK CITY - There is perhaps no one in the entire United States who hates being ignored more than Mr. Golden Hair himself, Donald Trump. Everyone knows that when it comes to the size of egos, Trump's is probably a little bit bigger than Greenl...

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Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu...

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Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

Funny story: Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...

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Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses. The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charl...

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Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

SAN ANTONIO - The former star of Desperate Housewives recently commented that she is seriously thinking about running for political office. The attractive, svelte actress, who was once married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, told Political...

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Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...

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Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Desperate Housewives is thrilled at the fact that she will be having her very own cooking show starting in December. Longoria told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has agreed to host a new Nourishment...

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Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

Funny story: Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

MARINA DEL REY, California - Mission Impossible and recently divorced movie star Tom Cruise says that he is going on with his life and it appears that he has moved over to the fast lane. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres,...

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Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...

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Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria was in the Alamo City visiting her mom and dad when she was approached by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House. Carolina Chipotle asked Eva, 37, about the rumors swirling around t...

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Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

Funny story: Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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