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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...
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Funny story: Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

HM Queen Elizabeth II has been ordered to muzzle her corgis in public places and has been summoned to appear at the Central London Magistrates Court, in order to answer a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act. The move follows a vicious attack by tw...
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Funny story: MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

Members of the House of Commons have been asked to vote regarding assisted suicide. The Prime Minister has asked the 650 odd (some very) MPs whether, at the end of this parliamentary term, they should seek re-election or just simply kill themselv...
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Funny story: Man sells TV rights to his own murder

Man sells TV rights to his own murder

A German man has sold the rights to his murder to a television production company. The murder will take place later this year in Switzerland under the country's new euthanasia laws. Herman Funster, 47, of Munich, appears physically fit but is act...
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Funny story: Doctors Should Be Allowed To Assist The Terminally Deluded To Die, Says Think Tank

Doctors Should Be Allowed To Assist The Terminally Deluded To Die, Says Think Tank

A government think tank has finally published the results of an investigation, conducted in order to determine whether doctors have a moral responsibility to assist in the demise of the terminally deluded. One instance cited in the report concerne...
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Funny story: 'Queen will be euthanised tomorrow' amid fears one in five of PM's 'problem families' lives in Buckingham Palace

'Queen will be euthanised tomorrow' amid fears one in five of PM's 'problem families' lives in Buckingham Palace

London - A drop of hemlock in her bedtime Horlicks (sic) may be the preferred method to dispatch HM to the land of perpetual royal nod. Secret deals between Palace courtiers and No 10 have picked tomorrow's Festival of Lights ceremonies to finally...
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Funny story: Euthanasia Believed To Cure Genital Warts

Euthanasia Believed To Cure Genital Warts

Deep in the heart of anyone who is sexually promiscuous lies the fear that their significant other will blame them for transmitting genital warts. Spread through skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital or anal sex with an infected partner, these w...
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Funny story: Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans. The usual...
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Funny story: Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

The sleepy Essex village of Landfill Tawny was thrown into the media spotlight today surrounding allegations of serious wrong doings at the Moonfruit Euthanasia Clinic. Landfill Tawny, a small village usually only mentioned in tourist guides is no...
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Funny story: Mama Bear Euthanized (Killed)

Mama Bear Euthanized (Killed)

Real sad news for bear lovers this morning, as news emerges that the Mama bear whose cub got caught up in a camper's fishing net (as seen on worldwide TV) has been euthanized. Killed. Put down. Poor ole Momma Bear, who went on the offensive...
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Funny story: Swiss euthanasia clinc dumped hundreds of suicide tourists - er, remains! - in lake

Swiss euthanasia clinc dumped hundreds of suicide tourists - er, remains! - in lake

Zurich - (RIP mess): For decades the Dignit-arse Clinic of Zurich has prided itself on its funeral parlor pledge of beautiful endings in tasteful surroundings. Last weekend police divers were called out to Lake Zurich after some crab fishermen ina...
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Funny story: Swiss in Mercy Killing Mix Up!

Swiss in Mercy Killing Mix Up!

Swiss Police are investigating how British Honeymooning Couple, Matt & Martina Bleasby (En-route to the exclusive resort of Gstaad) were instead taken to the Dignitas Clinic near Zurich and Euthanasied! Patrick Bettler, Chief of Polic...
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Funny story: Social Networking 'Suicides' On The Increase

Social Networking 'Suicides' On The Increase

Social networking sites - a great idea, with limitless potential for users to make virtual "friends" from all over the world, with whom to exchange chit-chat, gossip, and mutual entertainment. But apparently all is not well in the garden of twatte...
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Funny story: Thank You For The Music: Conductor And Wife In Swiss Clinic Suicide

Thank You For The Music: Conductor And Wife In Swiss Clinic Suicide

One of Britain's best loved conductors has taken his life and that of his wife at a Swiss clinic. Dick Phillpot was 83 years old, blind and deaf. He had become increasingly distressed at finding out that he shared a name with a man who had two penise...
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Funny story: Euthanasia bus launches in London

Euthanasia bus launches in London

A free bus promoting euthanasia has begun regular trips between London and Switzerland. The bus is run by human abattoir DignityMyAss, and has a large logo on its side saying "There's probably no point in life - Now stop worrying and kill yourself in...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Paul Gadd known by his self styled moniker Sir Gary of Glitter was last night locked in legal talks with a Swiss firm to try to break a legally binding contract. The 'leader of the chain gang' signed the contract on Friday morning with the Swiss h...
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Funny story: Queen's terminal pact with Philip as couple travel to Switzerland 'clinic'

Queen's terminal pact with Philip as couple travel to Switzerland 'clinic'

London - (Assisted Euthanasia Ass Mess): It's been billed as the royals' annual Swiss bank account healthcheck visit. But next week's all-expenses paid trip to the Gnomes of Zurich Safety Deposit Box-Clever AG, organised by Prince Charles, may a...
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Funny story: Brit couple go for euthanasia

Brit couple go for euthanasia

An elderly couple have the unique privilege of being the first married pair to have themselves euthanased together. If only they had lived to see it, they would have been proud to have seen their glorious deaths emblazoned all over the papers. Mr...
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