The British National Party were celebrating today after both the North West and Yorkshire voted to place a BNP MEP in the European parliament. Polling a total of just over 250,000 votes, the BNP rightly claimed to be a party that has tapped into the...
'Once upon a time there was a huge slug called Nick, and the slug had no place to call home, as nobody liked slugs. It slithered from garden path to refuse tip, from abbatoir to sewage plant, but could never find anywhere to stay for long, as when people saw it they booted it away from them, as slugs are very slimy animals indeed.
And then one day the slug had an idea - why not find a garden th...
Ron Nasty, leader of the BNP has set out his plans following his election to the European Parliament.
Aside from his pressing engagement with European parliament accountants to claim enormous expenses, his first task, is a planned march to take ov...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown's position is under increased threat again today, after Labour suffered its worst election performance in almost a century.
Results from the European elections saw Labour lose the lead vote-share in Wales in a Parliamen...
Q&A : The 2009 Euro elections
Why do I vote?
Ain't got a clue, mate, nobody knows what MEPs do or who they are
How do I vote?
Take a pencil, and write an 'X' against the candidate you want to vote for, moron
What am I voting for?
An even bigger gravy train than the one at Westminster, MEPs get paid a small fortune for doing absolutely bugger all
Who is standing for electio...
NO to European peace & saving millions with a common Euro currency
NO to saving Britain from a falling population by wisely allowing increased immigration
NO to anything else we can think of to explain our pathetic existence
YES to standing for the policies and attitudes of the Nazi Party, policies and attitudes that millions of British and Commonwealth men and women fought and won th...
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