After the dire performances of all English clubs in the European Champions League the FA (Football Association for our US friends) has decided to withdraw all English clubs because it is fed up having an embarrassing red nose every time it has to exp...
Fans of hit TV sleuth show Midsomer Murders are up in arms today as their favourite series seems to have gone missing.
Without a European Champions League match to show in their prime time 8pm to 10pm slot, ITV would normally be expected to screen...
European Champions League winner Lionel Messi took time out from Barcelona's celebrations last night to explain the relentless pace of the scintillating final at Wembley.
Barca ran out worthy 3-1 winners with goals by Pedrito, Messi and Villa. Roo...
Manchester Utd were obliged to defer to the superiority of Barcelona in the European Champions League final at Wembley.
Barca were worthy 3-1 winners in normal time with a brilliant display of running, passing, pressing... United just could not li...
Manchester Utd's plans to celebrate their 19th league title and, possibly, a third European Cup are "exhausting" and will seriously effect preparations for next season.
Manager Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly horrified by the club's plans to celeb...
Portsmouth FC have a wonderful future as English and European champions according to an expert.
The south coast club have endured difficult times recently - they won the FA Cup in 2008, but went into freefall once their Russian oligarch owner lost...
It has come to our attention that there was an inaccuracy in our preview of the European Championship tie between FC Schalke 04 and Manchester United yesterday.
Under the headline Manchester United's Wayne Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking C...
United's England star strike, Wayne Rooney, will face some unusual tactics in the European Championship quarter final tonight.
It has emerged that FC Scalke 04 players plan to wink at him throughout the match in an effort to put him off his game.
After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
A crackpot joker Liverpool FC fanatic who paid £40,000 to have a sixth finger added to his hand now wants the NHS to pay for the corrective surgery to have it removed.
Madrid- Earlier Today the Chairman of Spanish giants; Futbol clube de Real Madrid announced to members of the world's waiting media ,that after intense negotiations with the player's Brazilian club, they had finally captured the signature of...
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