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Funny story: What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

The year is 2027. Britain has been out of the EU for 8 years and is having to fend for itself. A trade agreement with the EU is still under negotiation, and the pound is now worth 0.03 Euros. Britain's new largest trading partner is Ghana. As a result, the UK is now the world's largest consumer of mangoes. Mango tikka masala is the new national dish. How are people coping? Do they regret Brexit...
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Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...
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Funny story: Brexit. The Legal Implications

Brexit. The Legal Implications

Retired Old Bailey judge, Sir Clement Hostage has been legal advisor to Ted Heath and Tony Blair and is an expert in English Law. Now in his mid-seventies he looks all over the much traveled aristocrat of yore with ruddy complexion, bloated girth and ragged white hair. Our business reporter from U-R-FKD Magazine decided to pay him a visit to learn of his reaction to the current political mess...
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Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...
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Funny story: Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit's financial fall out explained in brief is the monkey lost his stash out of his jungle nest and let out a moan fit to get everybody's teeth grinding. It is unfortunate, of course, when the clientele suddenly disappears and all that potentia...
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Funny story: "Where's My Bloody Unicorn?" Demands Leave Voter

"Where's My Bloody Unicorn?" Demands Leave Voter

Leave voters across the UK are awaiting the delivery of their brand new unicorns following the historic victory of the Leave Campaign this week. Derek Wensleydale, 65, a political activist and part time drinker from Scarborough, North Yorkshire,...
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Funny story: Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...
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Funny story: After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

Realizing that exiting the European Union was just a band aid measure in terms of removing itself from the global community at large, Brexit enthusiast and potential British Prime Minister candidate, Boris Johnson announced, "It isn't enough!" Wit...
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Funny story: Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign. I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists. "Boris..... Boris......" "Hibble wibble bobble bibble" "Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move." "Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
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Funny story: The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! The BREXIT will kill you! Careful now you pseudo-racist freedom thinkers - (Whoop Whoop) the big bad BREXIT will slain you and your families if you even THINK about voting leave! "Look what's happened" said Feary McFearface, "...
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Funny story: EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
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Funny story: Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!

Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!

Many ex-pats living in and enjoying the freedom offered by being members of the much maligned European Community are slightly worried at the rather strange behaviour of their compatriots residing on the island. It seems that many Brits over there...
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Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...
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Funny story: EU commissioner says the UK leaving would be like "castrating Europe"

EU commissioner says the UK leaving would be like "castrating Europe"

With a little over seven weeks to go until Britain votes whether or not to leave his organisation, EU commissioner Jean Claude van Junk has stepped into the Brexit debate with some unusual comments. However, voters may be confused rather than motivat...
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Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
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Funny story: Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016. 'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...
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Funny story: Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

A MORI poll published yesterday indicates that many UK residents have abandoned reason as a means of making a decision in the EU referendum. They are instead planning to seek guidance from supernatural sources. 'It has become increasingly apparent...
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Funny story: Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

David Cameron put it well: 'If you are in then you can provide for the future - if you are Out you dirty your hands, your sheets, your bed.' This make the case for staying in the EU (Erotic Union). Meanwhile Boris Yeltsin the Mayor of London wa...
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