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Funny story: EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

A group of EU leaders - the President of the European Commission, the Head of the European Council, and the Grand Poo-bah of Brussels - have released a statement in which they admit that Brexiters have been right all along and that the EU is just a p...
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Funny story: The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens! In fact, they have even adopted the infamou...
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Funny story: May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

In 1940, thousands of soldiers were evacuated from war-torn France in what has now become known simply as "Dunkirk". Brits recognise the town more for its famous exodus than for anything else. With the recent release of a film on the subject, it is a...
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Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...
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Funny story: Gaseous Hero Dog accused of goosing  Andrea Merkel at EU summit!

Gaseous Hero Dog accused of goosing  Andrea Merkel at EU summit!

The international media is on fire this morning with a shocking accusation about a White House staffer, Moose the gaseous Hero Dog. Moose garnered international attention years ago after being sent by former president Barack Obama to negotiate wit...
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Funny story: Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

With politics and fairy tales converging ever faster, it was announced today that Brexit negotiations with the EU are to be held in Disneyland. Meetings will be chaired by the Mad Hatter, with the Seven Dwarfs taking minutes in rotation. Dopey will b...
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Funny story: Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...
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Funny story: Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

After the controversial meeting between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker it seems as though May's rhetoric and gobbledygook is not understood anymore in Europe so the EU has relegated the English language to the second division! May's unexplai...
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Funny story: Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Trucker Geoff Road, 47, thought he was a goner when his lorry crashed on a steep slope in southern France. He was transporting part of the EU butter mountain to the Mediterranean to be poured into the sea, when he crashed into a flour truck coming th...
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Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...
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Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...
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Funny story: Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...
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Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...
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Funny story: Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. 'We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,' said a spokesman for the activists, 'but advice...
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Funny story: Who are the Brexiters?

Who are the Brexiters?

They live amongst us. Some of them even look like us. So who are the strange but mad Brexit voters who have condemned the UK to years of ruin? TheSpoof's investigative reporter Geoff Stalin went to find out. Percy Shit is a Brexit voter who lives in Middlesborough. Every morning he wakes up and makes himself a cup of tea like any other normal Brit. But unlikely other Brits, Mr Shit does so bene...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 2: Is Tom first 'Brexit prepper'?

Posthoorn Interview no. 2: Is Tom first 'Brexit prepper'?

Tom from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) send their reporter to...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

That's a question many friends of Tom have. Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. This same question was going around the editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% o...
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Funny story: EU Court to outlaw Bono

EU Court to outlaw Bono

BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...
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