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Funny story:  Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...
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Funny story:  Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Russia stretched its political muscles over the newly-occupied area of Crimea today, with Russian leader Vladimir Putin creating a new law of "Prima Nocte" in the area. The law was popular during medieval times and allows all Russian tourists the ri...
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Funny story:  Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

A representative of Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry has emphasized that a "Serious series of severe situations has brought Mr. Kerry to the conclusion Russia must go. By Monday." Further, Mr. Putin has badly underestimated the intentions of the...
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Funny story:  Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

They were supposed to be the talks to bring peace to tensions between Ukraine and Russia after months of protests and aggressive sound bites from both countries. However Russian leader Vladimir Putin seemed to be in no mood to listen to compromises f...
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Funny story:  Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...
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Funny story:  Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Ousted President of the Ukraine Vitkor Yanukovych has made his first public appearance in a week today alongside Russian leader and "friend" Vladimir Putin. The two went out for cocktails at a local bar in Moscow and the Russian Premier had announced...
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Funny story:  Obama to clarify "We don't want you meddling in our meddling, Vladimir" statement

Obama to clarify "We don't want you meddling in our meddling, Vladimir" statement

The current crisis in Ukraine is drawing a lot of interpretation, with western media leaning toward the view Putin threatens democracy in the Ukraine. Putin is in various phases of demonization from stalwarts of the free world's press at this time...
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Funny story:  Crippled apes to benefit from EU funds

Crippled apes to benefit from EU funds

The EU has assigned 10 million Euros to build wheelchair ramps in the jungles of the Congo to allow disabled wild apes better access to their tree nests. In the last few years, a number of disabled gorillas and chimps have been released into the w...
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Funny story:  White Wine is reclassified as Yellow Wine in the EU

White Wine is reclassified as Yellow Wine in the EU

All white wine sold from December onwards will have to be called yellow wine after an in depth colour investigation over the past five years has shown that the wine is not white. "The wine is a kind of straw yellow," said Oz Clarke, wine aficionad...
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Funny story:  Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Belgium - A never-elected jobsworth currently Britain's High Representative to the European Union and head of the European External Action Service is being groomed to smash apart the 64 year-old military pact created to neutralize post World War II a...
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Funny story:  US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - Not content to spy on just his own citizenry, President Barack Obama also allegedly ordered the U. S. National Insecurity Agency to peep on millions of Europeans. According to reports leaked by Edward Snowden, Obama is intere...
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Funny story:  Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...
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Funny story:  Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP

Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP

A spokesman for the Scottish National Party has suggested that if Scotland becomes independent from the rest of the UK next year, and if the rest of the UK wants to leave the EU, then it would make sense for Scotland to take over the UK's seat in the...
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Funny story:  German comics union claim damages from the UK

German comics union claim damages from the UK

The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
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Funny story:  Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis. "No, this is not...
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Funny story:  The Latest  Development In Screwing Citizens Out Of Their Hard-Earned Cash- Cypriots Taxed On Their Savings Accounts!

The Latest Development In Screwing Citizens Out Of Their Hard-Earned Cash- Cypriots Taxed On Their Savings Accounts!

Now it is the island nation of Cyprus's time to come under the guillotine of economic bankruptcy. The only difference with their bankers way of dealing with it is that, instead of doing it in the U.S. fashion of taking the needed money from what th...
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Funny story:  The average Italian has no clue

The average Italian has no clue

29 percent of all Italians above the age of 16 have no clue, the highest score within the EU, a German research has concluded. The European average of people who have no clue is 14 percent. The Italian man and women are respectively 22% and 36% cl...
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Funny story:  Farmers repeal berry picking law

Farmers repeal berry picking law

A farmers' lobby group have successfully managed to repeal an ancient law affecting how berry-pickers work. Some farmers say that illegal immigrant Eastern European berry-pickers have been taking advantage of the law and stuffing themselves so full t...
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