Heartened by recent Euro 2008 and Wimbledon triumphs Spain has set its sights on conquering England as its next prize.
Austrian police arrested 2 German football supporters after one of the worst nights of soccer violence ever seen in Vienna last night, after the final of the Euro 2008 championships in which Spain beat Germany 1-0.
Today, people all across Spain tried to claim that it was a real nation, to try and boost morale for the Euro 08 final against Deutschland.
The USA will later this year suddenly win the European Championships, months after Germany do.
Reports from Switzerland indicate an ever increasing panic setting in amongst it citizens and guests, after repeated sightings of German Bombers in the air. It is believed there are ten of the said bombers patrolling the airspace of neutral Switzerla...
(Vienna, New Germany) Fans of the victorious Turkish football team were in shock and awe this morning when it was announced in the capital, Istanbul, that not a single turkey could be found in the country.
A wanted Nazi war criminal has been found at the Euro 2008 championships. The elderly Second World War veteran is wanted for countless acts, including genocide.
Euro 2008 has been sensationally cancelled only hours after the two host nations had suffered the ignominy of a first round exit in their respective groups.
Football fans across Europe were in mourning today, after Germany's shock defeat by Croatia.
Organisers of the festival of diving, Soccer Mum 2008 today said they were pleased to announce they had officially endorsed the Ten German Bombers song as their anthem for the duration of the tournament. The song itself is said to be popular all over...
London - (Wapping Mess): The Polish Spoof Sun has hit the news stands in the UK with a full-color edition featuring dozens of Page Three stonking great big 36GG tits covered in the East European team's national colors.
German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.
England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.
Steven Gerrard insists that he and his English international colleagues have a great chance of glory this summer at Euro 2008.
"The lads are confident", said the scouser. "We know we can beat anyone on our day".
"Individually, we're better than...
David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.
Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.
Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.
Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
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