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Funny story: Etiquette of Sneezing

Etiquette of Sneezing

When somebody sneezes, it is polite to respond with "Bless You". What do you do if they continue to sneeze, though? This handy guide will guide you through the minefield that is the Etiquette of Sneezing. For the first sneeze, respond with the traditional "Bless You", even if neither you nor the person sneezing has any religious inclination. The response no longer has any religious overtones...
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Funny story: New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

Following on from the Royal visit to Ireland, Buckingham Palace has announced a number of protocols in relation to future visits by H M The Queen. The chief lady in waiting, Lady Huriup-Imlate, said, that from now on, people who meet Her Majesty: 1. Must not touch Her Majesty, even for "some small change for a cup of tea" and should certainly never try to sell her a copy of 'The Big Issue'...
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Funny story: Etiquette dooms unwitting participant in transsexual fistfight

Etiquette dooms unwitting participant in transsexual fistfight

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Nob Hill resident was treated for a mild concussion after being knocked out cold by a transsexual in the streets of San Francisco Saturday night. James Foreman said he had just popped out for a pack of smokes and was returnin...
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Funny story: Etiquette to be observed when meeting Susan Boyle or indeed, visiting her homeland.

Etiquette to be observed when meeting Susan Boyle or indeed, visiting her homeland.

If you are NOT living in Scotland then there are certain rules of etiquette to be observed when meeting Susan if you wish to be accepted and return to YOUR homeland intact. 1. Do NOT rush at Susan and hug her. (This could result in you receiving a Blackurn Kiss from Subo. This is the same as a 'Liverpool Kiss' and indeed, a 'Glasgow Kiss', all of which entail the bridge of your...
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Funny story: Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Opening a door towards you puts you at a disadvantage if you have some pushy person from the other side coming towards you who doesn't wait his/her turn. Most people when going through a doorway won't think much of this unless it happens to them b...
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Funny story: Use Email Etiquette to Hide Your Incompetence

Use Email Etiquette to Hide Your Incompetence

Are you concerned that your colleagues may catch on to your rampant incompetence? Always paying for drinks and giving your boss foot massages will only work for so long. Using proper email etiquette is an effective way to fool coworkers into overlooking your obvious lack of skills, motivation, and proper grooming. Here are some email etiquette hints.
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Funny story: The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.
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