WASHINGTON, D.C. - "Take that, motherf*cker!!" former Vice President Dick Cheney is reported to have shouted as he peppered CIA Director Leon Panetta with bird shot earlier this afternoon, according to a report filed by Pentagon officials.
ANCHORAGE, AK - Alaska governor Sarah Palin said the most recent ethics complaint filed against her serves as a "wake-up call" that her state needs new ethics policies.
"I just don't know where these mavericks keep coming from," said Palin, referr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
A controversial new scheme could see all twins separated at birth so that comparative psychological testing can become more accurate. The idea is being championed by Dr George Mentalyst, head of the Government's Psychology Think Tank.
Twins are o...
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