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Funny story: Esther Rantzen's teeth issued with parking ticket

Esther Rantzen's teeth issued with parking ticket

Just before noon today a Kensington parking attendant Dermot Singh issued Esther Rantzen's teeth with a parking ticket, when he spotted the said gnashers causing an obstruction in Kensington High Street. "The lady's car was not in contravention o...
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Funny story: Esther Rantzen In Denial Over Jimmy Savile Scandal Asserts Local Man

Esther Rantzen In Denial Over Jimmy Savile Scandal Asserts Local Man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today made the controversial assertion that Childline mouthpiece, Esther Rantzen, knows more than she's letting on about the Jimmy Savile paedophile allegations, before going on to say that she appears to be in denial a...
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Funny story: Esther's Teeth - Shock refusal to stand

Esther's Teeth - Shock refusal to stand

The faded television personality Esther Rantzen has unexpectedly withdrawn from her (doomed) quest to become an M.P. following a shock refusal from her teeth to be party to this charade. Calling a shock news conference to deliver the shock news her...
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Funny story: Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

There was great excitement in Luton, for once, today as former TV celebrity Esther Rantzen confirmed she WILL be standing as a candidate in Luton at the next parliamentary election. Miss Rantzen, 112, will be representing the newly-formed That's Life...
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