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Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Funny story: Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Looking nothing like a finishing school, La Wombwella ladies' finishing institute was supposed to resemble the kind of back to back house common young ladies would one day inhabit, with stone steps, a microwave and a scruffy kitchen. But now due to...

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Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...

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Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Cameron Diaz has perfected her dressed down traveling style as she prepares to turn 40 Cameron turning 40?! OMG, its like the time you realise your getting old when Baby Spice turned 30 and dropped two kids... We're going commando. . . Facebook group strips in support of Prince Harry after naked Las Vegas photo furore Well it does look hot over there in Afghanistan As Prince Harry causes h...

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Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Funny story: Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Kenyan police chief, Moses Mbegwe announced this evening that the Kenyan police are scaling down their hunt for a rogue Essex girl, who was reportedly sighted lurking in the long grass, here in the Masai Mara National...

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St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports

Funny story: St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports

Essex - Primordial feline navigation techniques that harness the power of ancient lay lions - er...ley lines! - may be behind the latest St Osyth big cat sighting. Lunchtime TV news reports said the marauding beast had been spotted in an Essex cr...

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Lion Roams in Essex

Funny story: Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...

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Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

So today is the first day of the All-Essex Final, between 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ali Carter 'the unstoppable snooker machine'. Ronnie reached the final beating three previous world champs in the first three rounds - Peter Ebdon 10-4, Mark Williams 13-6, and Neil Roberston 13-10. In the semi-final he beat Matthew Stevens 17-10. After a convincing 10-2 win over Mark Davis in the first...

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Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour. "We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...

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Giant sloth causes traffic chaos

A giant sloth, trying to cross the main street, brought traffic to a standstill in Romford, Essex. For several days, the giant sloth was first seen hanging one-handed from a street lamp - nothing unusual by Romford standards. But it was when i...

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Parents of girls in 'moral abyss' advised to leave Essex

Parents of girls growing up in a "moral abyss" where being dressed in "mini-me" sexy clothing and wearing make-up is acceptable should make a bee-line for the M11 out of Essex at their earliest convenience, a schools leader has said. Girls School...

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Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...

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Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Funny story: Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...

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Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

Funny story: Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

The sleepy Essex village of Landfill Tawny was thrown into the media spotlight today surrounding allegations of serious wrong doings at the Moonfruit Euthanasia Clinic. Landfill Tawny, a small village usually only mentioned in tourist guides is no...

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Catching a Ferry This Summer? Beware of Mines!

Funny story: Catching a Ferry This Summer? Beware of Mines!

The German WW2 mine discovered - then lost again - by the Royal Navy yesterday nine nautical miles off the Essex coast, and said to be the biggest since one washed up on the Suffolk coast all the way back in 1946, could mean having to ban all Britis...

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Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Funny story: Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon. The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast. It ha...

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Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

Funny story: Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30. It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams. This caused outrage in...

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Stacey Solomon All Set To Rake In The Cash After Being Crowned Jungle Queen

Funny story: Stacey Solomon All Set To Rake In The Cash After Being Crowned Jungle Queen

Newly crowned jungle Queen, Stacey Solomon is poised to earn squillions after her crowning as Queen Of The Jungle on Ant and Dec's I'm A Celebrity - And I've Fainted! Honest! Give Me Some Of Bob's Oxygen! The lovably dippy Essex girl mit der big b...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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