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Funny story:  Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Cameron Diaz has perfected her dressed down traveling style as she prepares to turn 40 Cameron turning 40?! OMG, its like the time you realise your getting old when Baby Spice turned 30 and dropped two kids... We're going commando. . . Facebook group strips in support of Prince Harry after naked Las Vegas photo furore Well it does look hot over there in Afghanistan As Prince Harry causes h...
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Funny story:  Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Kenyan police chief, Moses Mbegwe announced this evening that the Kenyan police are scaling down their hunt for a rogue Essex girl, who was reportedly sighted lurking in the long grass, here in the Masai Mara National...
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Funny story:  St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle:  reports

St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports

Essex - Primordial feline navigation techniques that harness the power of ancient lay lions - er...ley lines! - may be behind the latest St Osyth big cat sighting. Lunchtime TV news reports said the marauding beast had been spotted in an Essex cr...
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Funny story:  Lion Roams in Essex

Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...
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Funny story:  Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

So today is the first day of the All-Essex Final, between 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ali Carter 'the unstoppable snooker machine'. Ronnie reached the final beating three previous world champs in the first three rounds - Peter Ebdon 10-4, Mark Williams 13-6, and Neil Roberston 13-10. In the semi-final he beat Matthew Stevens 17-10. After a convincing 10-2 win over Mark Davis in the first...
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Funny story:  Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 15

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 15

Its the final day of the semi-finals and the bling could be out in force as we head towards an all Essex final! Ali Carter has beaten Stephen Maguire 17-10. Leading 10-6 overnight, he soon extended that with the first two of the session before Maguire pulled two back. A 134 break from Carter helped push him closer to the winning line, as did winning a frame despite 6 successive fouls trying to...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour. "We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...
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Funny story:  Giant sloth causes traffic chaos

Giant sloth causes traffic chaos

A giant sloth, trying to cross the main street, brought traffic to a standstill in Romford, Essex. For several days, the giant sloth was first seen hanging one-handed from a street lamp - nothing unusual by Romford standards. But it was when i...
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Funny story:  Parents of girls in 'moral abyss' advised to leave Essex

Parents of girls in 'moral abyss' advised to leave Essex

Parents of girls growing up in a "moral abyss" where being dressed in "mini-me" sexy clothing and wearing make-up is acceptable should make a bee-line for the M11 out of Essex at their earliest convenience, a schools leader has said. Girls School...
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Funny story:  Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
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Funny story:  Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...
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Funny story:  Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

The sleepy Essex village of Landfill Tawny was thrown into the media spotlight today surrounding allegations of serious wrong doings at the Moonfruit Euthanasia Clinic. Landfill Tawny, a small village usually only mentioned in tourist guides is no...
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Funny story:  Catching a Ferry This Summer?  Beware of Mines!

Catching a Ferry This Summer? Beware of Mines!

The German WW2 mine discovered - then lost again - by the Royal Navy yesterday nine nautical miles off the Essex coast, and said to be the biggest since one washed up on the Suffolk coast all the way back in 1946, could mean having to ban all Britis...
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Funny story:  Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon. The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast. It ha...
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Funny story:  Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30. It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams. This caused outrage in...
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Funny story:  Stacey Solomon All Set To Rake In The Cash After Being Crowned Jungle Queen

Stacey Solomon All Set To Rake In The Cash After Being Crowned Jungle Queen

Newly crowned jungle Queen, Stacey Solomon is poised to earn squillions after her crowning as Queen Of The Jungle on Ant and Dec's I'm A Celebrity - And I've Fainted! Honest! Give Me Some Of Bob's Oxygen! The lovably dippy Essex girl mit der big b...
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Funny story:  Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex. A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...
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