At ten minutes past nine, Skoob and C.J. were nowhere to be seen, they had hobbled off into the park.
Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock, made ready for the race, they ordered another cup of tea, and sent Clive to purchase some waterproof coats and hats. Clive began to doubt they would ever leave the tea kiosk.
On his return, Clive handed out the clothing and placed the tea cups on the table.
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