Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick.
"President Trump feels there are a lot of Afr...
Mar-A-Lago, Florida Eric Trump, Donald's son, has been studying the Internet in hopes of getting a jump on his father's 2020 Presidential campaign.
"I have found lots of communication sites that have been neglected and become downgraded propertie...
Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media.
Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...
Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump commented from his golf course in Florida that he was too busy to try and solve the "North Korea" problem himself, but that he was sending his two wonderful children, Brittany and Barry, to work things out with Ro...
Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
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