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Funny story: Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...
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Funny story: Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Reports today indicate Wall Street is not at all pleased with Representative David Camp's (R-MI) new tax program which threatens to add taxes on to banks and cut corporate tax breaks. The furor has erupted even though the bill is still in draft st...
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Funny story: House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...
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Funny story: "New Speaker of the House Eric Cancer?" NYT sued for typo!

"New Speaker of the House Eric Cancer?" NYT sued for typo!

Congressman Eric Cantor has notified the media that he is suing the New York Times for a typo that appeared in yesterday's newspaper. A spokesman for the paper stated that it was evidently just a human error and that they were investigating. "It is a...
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Funny story: Eric Cantor: "I am NOT a *Pissant!"

Eric Cantor: "I am NOT a *Pissant!"

Congressman Eric Cantor called a press conference this morning, looked angrily at the assembled journalists and shouted, "I am NOT a Pissant!" As the journalists looked at each other in surprise and bewilderment, Cantor continued, "AND, I am not...
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Funny story: Cantor: "Thirty pieces of silver, what's the big deal?"

Cantor: "Thirty pieces of silver, what's the big deal?"

Congressman Eric Cantor called a news conference late yesterday in response to the outcry about his investment shorting US treasury bonds thus betting against the success of America. Many in the government and the media noted he had been sitting...
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Funny story: Congressman Eric Cantor to receive annual Tokyo Rose award!

Congressman Eric Cantor to receive annual Tokyo Rose award!

The Tokyo Rose Society of Tokyo Japan announced today that Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia would be receiving their annual award. The award has been given each year since 1941 to the American that has done the most to betray their country. "...
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Funny story: GOP Leaders Reveal Their Vision Of Health Care For Americans

GOP Leaders Reveal Their Vision Of Health Care For Americans

Washington D.C. - Taking a break from the busy legislative session going on inside, Speaker of the House John Boehner lit up a cigarette on the steps of the Capitol Building and expanded on the Republican Party's idea of what health care should look...
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Funny story: GOP Releases New Year's Wish List For 112th Congress

GOP Releases New Year's Wish List For 112th Congress

New House Majority Leader Eric Cantor releases Republican's 2011 agenda today, sharing with the nation their priorities and focus for the New Year. Washington D.C., January 5, 2011 - As the GOP formally took control of the House today, new Majorit...
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