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Van Persie Sectioned After "Little Boy Inside Me" Ramblings

Funny story: Van Persie Sectioned After "Little Boy Inside Me" Ramblings

Manchester United new boy Robin Van Persie has been sectioned under the mental health act. The shocking news comes after Van Persie claimed a little boy inside of him helps him make hard decisions in his life. United chiefs are said to be furio...

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Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Funny story: Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg. In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...

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France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

Funny story: France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today. The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...

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Cantona for President

Funny story: Cantona for President

Former famed footballer, poet, philosopher and general goal scorer Eric Cantona is likely to become the next President of France. He is likely to shoot France into the the World's Top League and his supporters in Marseille are preparing him for an...

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Transfer Window: Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United

Funny story: Transfer Window: Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United

Following a traumatic first half of the season which saw Manchester United crash out of the Champions League and Carling Cup, the red devils announced that Paul Scholes has come out of retirement after just six months to answer the Old Trafford SOS -...

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Eric Cantona Poised To Take Reins At Manchester United "Within Five Years"

Funny story: Eric Cantona Poised To Take Reins At Manchester United "Within Five Years"

Manchester United legend, Eric Cantona, currently head coach of the New York Cosmos is being broadly tipped by insiders to take the managerial hotseat at Old Trafford within five years. Insiders insist that Cantona is the only man for the job, but...

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Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Funny story: Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Ex Man United football genius, legend, filmstar, poet, artist and enfant terriblé has failed in his bid to convince the French public that all French banks are corrupt (and the others too)! Eric, who's name still rings out at United home games may...

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Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Funny story: Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - although we only have S...

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Eric Cantona gives Wayne Rooney some helpful advice about the future

Funny story: Eric Cantona gives Wayne Rooney some helpful advice about the future

Manchester United legend Eric Cantona has spoken about Wayne Rooney's decision to leave the Old Trafford club and has offered him some helpful advice as to his next move. 'If the tomato slips out of the cheese and tomato sandwich' said Cantona 'do...

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Cantona Offers Ronaldo Karate Lesson

Funny story: Cantona Offers Ronaldo Karate Lesson

Eric Cantona, philosopher, actor, poet, French tosser, sometime footballer has criticised Ronaldo for his recent attack on a 17-year-old girl. Ronaldo allegedly kicked in the window of the girl fan when he saw her taking video footage of him and h...

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Eric Cantona Lamps Fan At Beach Soccer Match

Funny story: Eric Cantona Lamps Fan At Beach Soccer Match

In scenes eerily reminiscent of Selhurst Park, South London, when he twatted gobshite Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons following racial abuse, allegedly, if 'f**k off you French c**t' qualifies as racial abuse, Eric Cantona has been at it again.

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Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...

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