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Kim Jun Un suffering from projectile disfunction

Funny story: Kim Jun Un suffering from projectile disfunction

NK - After last weeks failed missile launch hit Kim Jong Un in the zipper, he has been issuing coded messages. The NSA has finally decoded the messages. Dr. D. Phase of the NSA pubic relations department held a press conference today to release t...

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Halitosis Denial Causes Marital Strain

A local husband received a rude awakening recently when trying to regain the affections of his wife of 20 years. The wife received a rude awakening via stinky morning breath. "I thought that my stamina and not being able to last had caused her t...

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Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

Funny story: Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

CHICAGO, Illinois (ABSNN) - "They test NFL players for performance enhancement drugs (PED's), but what they're looking for is steroids, not male enhancement drugs such as Viagra. They can stop us from bulking up, but not from getting laid," said Chi...

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Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

Funny story: Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...

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The Next Level

Funny story: The Next Level

Jean and I had been out three times in the last couple of weeks after chatting on the phone and by e-mail for a bit. I had answered her ad in the newspaper's dating section, and we seemed to get on pretty well. It was at our last date that Jean said she thought we should 'take things to the next level' when we got together next. To be honest, I was quite happy keeping things platonic - I hadn't...

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Erectile Dysfunction? There's an app for that

Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction? There's an app for that

A new applet start-up company, Bite Syze, has released One iMonster, the first version of their app to cure erectile dysfunction. "This app is certainly an eye opener," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "Obviously I don't have a problem in the...

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Music of Steel Panther Believed to Have Link to Cure for Cancer and ED

Funny story: Music of Steel Panther Believed to Have Link to Cure for Cancer and ED

Researchers at the Pettrucci Center for Musical Research have released preliminary results of a study between the music of Heavy Metal Icons Steel Panther, and the spread and onset of remission of many forms of cancer. "We had reason to believe t...

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Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

Funny story: Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...

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Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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Iran Enriching Uranium for Virgin Erectile Dysfunction Medication

The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby! In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the...

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Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

Funny story: Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

London, UK: British government minister Eric Pickles has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation. Sexual Health practitioner Dr Melanie Cole explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the...

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Woodpeckers Petrified After Taking Cialis

Funny story: Woodpeckers Petrified After Taking Cialis

Oronithologically speaking, a scientific breakthrough was reported by Cialis today when it was revealed that in a controlled study involving one hundred male Red-headed Woodpeckers, all taken from nests at puberty and given one Cialis pill a day for...

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New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

Funny story: New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

Now there's no need to take those blue-visioned, headache, 'Give-Me-An-Hour Honey' pills with the discovery of an herb combination that will get you up in no time and send you after the Missus. A cup of new "Peckero Pink" is all you will need. Yo...

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Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Falls Township, PA (BNSE): Court documents released today revealed starting accusations from a Philadelphia area stock broker's lawsuit against a nationally known erectile dysfunction clinic for their alleged amputation of both the plaintiff's legs...

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Wisconsin Teachers blame 'lay offs' On Refusal to Prescribe Viagra In Benifits Package!

Funny story: Wisconsin Teachers blame 'lay offs' On Refusal to Prescribe Viagra In Benifits Package!

A teachers union in Madison, WI, has blamed county officials for 'lay offs' as the officials have denied prescription drugs for erectile dysfunction as part of the free health care plan in the Union Contract costing almost $1m per year! The educa...

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72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

Funny story: 72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

The famous 72 virgins promised to dead terrorists for dying in a jihad (holy war) have come forward. The women, ranging in age from 1380 to 1420 years old, say that they have grown tired of their virginity status. "We've been waiting in our Vic...

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Man Develops Resistance to Viagra

Funny story: Man Develops Resistance to Viagra

Men, beware, using Viagra when you are pretty sure you can get the ole puppy standing without the aid of drugs may just lead to a situation where, when you really need it, Viagra won't work--kind of like the problem we are now seeing with overuse of...

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Australian Cane Toad Sausage Cures Erectile Dysfunction

Funny story: Australian Cane Toad Sausage Cures Erectile Dysfunction

Brainbugs down under have stumbled on what to do with the menacing cane toads by grinding the evil little hoppers into sausage. The toads are notorious for their ugly and toxic nature and have been poisoning the local endangered wildlife. Spe...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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