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Funny story:  Vegetarian restaurants to be banned

Vegetarian restaurants to be banned

Thanks to a one-man campaign by gourmet chef Roland Dough, vegetarian restaurants are about to be banned throughout Europe. In actual fact, they will only need to serve one non-vegetarian dish to comply with the new regulations, but that will effecti...
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Funny story:  Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

In a move that represents a surprising although logical extension of the current demand by the 99% for a more progressive tax system, the Obama administration has proposed a beauty tax that will be built into the new health care system. In the searc...
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Funny story:  Equality Commission bans sex

Equality Commission bans sex

The European Equality Commission have forced through a number of laws which are likely to make significant changes to the way people live their lives. Owing to the nature of the EU-wide changes, there is nothing the UK government or anyone can do to...
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Funny story:  Florida schools begin to enforce new statewide ban on saggy pants and other revealing attire

Florida schools begin to enforce new statewide ban on saggy pants and other revealing attire

With the start of the new academic year, schools throughout the US state of Florida are beginning to enforce a new law that bans students from wearing revealing attire. The School Teachers and Friends' Union (STFU) have called for such a ban to go na...
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Funny story:  Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...
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Funny story:  Greater Manchester Police:  Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Greater Manchester Police: Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review. Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...
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Funny story:  Male Equality League Publishes Manifesto

Male Equality League Publishes Manifesto

The Male Equality Alliance League (MEAL) that boasts some very prominent figures including many politicians and has a list of over two million members has just published its Manifesto. To qualify for membership you have to be divorced and been out of a relationship for at least six months. The aim of MEAL is to protect men in relationships from violent or destructive partners. Lance Sidebottom...
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Funny story:  Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

The equalities watchdog is lose its remit to promote "good relations" between ethnic and social groups. Home Secretary Theresa May has published a report which proposes to scale back role of the Equality and Human Rights Commission. It will also l...
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Funny story:  Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

MP Harriet Harman today continued leading Britain down a long, lonely, winding road through the wilderness of ignorance and self-interest and toward a brighter equal future with prizes for all. Her latest targets are the songs that dare not speak...
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Funny story:  Men To be Abolished By 2013

Men To be Abolished By 2013

Have you watched the television recently? I mean really watched it? Actually taken notice of what the adverts are implying? Not just what they're selling you, but the way in which they put their point across? I have, and I have noticed an extremel...
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Funny story:  Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

In anticipation of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan's desire for world wide equality, one restaurant chain, where all the wait-staff have big hooters, has ordered that all its waitresses gain at least ten to fifteen pounds by the end of the month, o...
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Funny story:  Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...
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Funny story:  "I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

"I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...
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Funny story:  UK Aims For Fairness to "Birds" by 2195!

UK Aims For Fairness to "Birds" by 2195!

As Obama calls for immediate wage fairness for US females and McCain finds out that women actually have jobs, the United Kingdom has established the lofty goal of pay equity between the genders by the year 2195. "England will not rest until we en...
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Funny story:  "Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

"Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
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Funny story:  Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
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Funny story:  Justice Served...?

Justice Served...?

Don't we all love the concept of justice? Isn't the idea of truth, fairness and equality something we all hold dear? Doesn't it seem right that a murderer should be caught and apprehended as soon as possible? Doesn't the idea of a smoothly running criminal justice system just rank right up there with other happy, furry things like kittens, wine, sex on the beach and amateur pornogr...
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Funny story:  KKK O.K. with Minority Members

KKK O.K. with Minority Members

(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan's website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Ke...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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