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Jerry Bruckheimer Arrested After Shooting Pilot

Funny story: Jerry Bruckheimer Arrested After Shooting Pilot

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Jerome Leon ("Jerry") Bruckheimer was arrested today after the FBI discovered that he had shot a pilot. FBI agent, Dick Rasch, announced the arrest today at a press conference held today at L'Ermitage, the most expensive hotel in B...

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Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

Funny story: Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

On Sunday afternoon, Kim Kardashian, 32, and Kanye West, rapper and music producer, released new pictures of their newborn son. North, weighing 100 lbs. and blessed with a large derriere and an unusually shaped head, is already being filmed for the...

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Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

Funny story: Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

HOLLYWOOD - Mary Hart wasted no time finding a job after being fired after 29 years as host of Entertainment Tonight. The South Dakota native has signed on to join the cast of the top rated sit-com Two and A Half Men. Hart will portray Inger Sv...

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The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

Funny story: The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

HOLLYWOOD - A executive working on Entertainment Tonight explained the real reason that host Mary Hart was fired. There has been widespread speculation that the 55-year-old Hart had gotten into an argument with one of the shows producers who wante...

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Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

Funny story: Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

The 58 year old Entertainment Tonight icon went under the knife this past weekend to surgically enhance the width of her now-famous, never flinching smile. Previously known for her stage-lit, crossed legs at the desk of the 1980's version of "ET", H...

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Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Funny story: Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.

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Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Funny story: Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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