BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...
At the close of the recent "Three Amoebas" summit in Ottawa, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough and Mexican President Enrique Pipi Nuevo passed a joint back and forth before jointly taking the podium to make a joint announcement:
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