Following the news of the decline in the number of pass grades in English Literature, the Stoodents Younion of Grate Britten have commissioned a re-print of the Blyton Book of Smut for distribution to all state schools. The following jokes are a random sample taken from it:
A lady goes to the Police Station.
"Can I help you?" says the policeman.
"I hope so" says the lady. "You see, a man has...
Consumer watchdog group, 'Stop It! Now!' (SIN) today released a strongly worded statement, attacking the internet publication of what has been described as 'an Enid Blyton parody' which is currently available for anyone to see, free of charge, on sat...
It has been discovered that Harry Potter is indeed the great grandson of famous children's author and much loved, Beatrice Potter who resided in The Lake District.
Apparently, Beatrix gave birth to a daughter and had her adopted by Enid Blyton as...
Once upon a time there was a little boy in Hawaii, and that little boy was scared because he didn't know if he was Kenyan or Hawaiian or American or Serbo-Croato-Irish-Martian.
And the boy's mommy moved to the mightiest country in the world, and then went to the USA, and there she married somebody or other with money, boys and girls, and then she sat and thought 'What can I turn my little boy i...
It was a warm summer's day in Toytown, and Big Ears was bored having nothing to do when his friend Noddy suddenly turned up. 'Hello, Big Ears', Noddy said, 'what are you doing?' 'Nothing', Big Ears replied. 'Why don't we go to The White House?', Noddy suggested, and soon the two were at the door of that little house on the prairie.
Noddy was about to knock on that door when it was opened by the...
Dead Children's Author, Enid Blyton is to front the Government's new reading initiative - called 'Get with reading, Kids'. In an attempt to seem cool, cutting edge, and street, the government is using the type of language that has not...
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