Keeping up with the English Jones'
My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...
English security services and locals were celebrating today after they learned that Hadrian's Wall had secured a £500k SITA grant.
The £537,185 grant has been made to help fund a project, managed by Hadrian's Wall Heritage.
Said a Heritage spok...
A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.
English Heritage, working in conjunction with The National Trust, are fighting 'tooth and nail' to preserve the newly discovered ancient Henge found in Wiltshire, England.
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