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The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

Funny story: The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...

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A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

Funny story: A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation. The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy. Berlin p...

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Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel

Funny story: Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel

An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages. The crazy American who did this was thought...

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English Dismiss Claims American Crossed Channel With Balloons

Funny story: English Dismiss Claims American Crossed Channel With Balloons

Media outlets across England, including newspapers and television stations have picked up on a story that a man successfully crossed the English Channel by floating above it with an over-sized bunch of balloons. However, right after the initial landi...

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Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Funny story: Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Michael Phelps, Olympic phenomenon, swam the English Channel in 4 hours 17 minutes, did flip turn and returned in 3 hours and 58 minutes. Asked why he didn't stay in France for a visit Phelps replied, "My rental car was parked in Dover".

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Man Crosses English Channel In Shoe

Funny story: Man Crosses English Channel In Shoe

Thirty-nine year old Eric Dewit crossed the English Channel on Saturday afternoon, in a Cuban Heeled Shoe, in a time of F days, y hours and q seconds. In a bizarre twist, after landing at Zerf Point in northern Switzerland, Dewit, a Hairdryer sale...

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French Answer to Illegal Immigration

Funny story: French Answer to Illegal Immigration

The French Government, has teamed up with Eurostar to cure their illegal immigrant problem . A new "Sangatte " is to be built, with funding from Eurostar, not at Calais, as first suspected, but in Paris. The location is to allay fears in Britain...

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Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Record Wrecked in Cornwall

Funny story: Record Wrecked in Cornwall

A record number of people may have ended up wrecked in Cornwall today after as much as £250m worth of superskunk was believed to have been found.

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Old Sea Port found under the English Channel

Funny story: Old Sea Port found under the English Channel

Divers off Fairlight beach on the Sussex coast of England have found Gwent Chesel le which was an old Saxon fishing port washed away in storms during 1250 1252 and 1254.

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