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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

Russell Brand Says He's Been Daydreaming About Being Twerked By Megyn Kelly

NEW YORK CITY - English comedian Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. Regis asked him what he thought about the controversial statement that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly had made stating that Santa Claus is...
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Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...
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Funny story: Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...
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Funny story: Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...
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Funny story: English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English...
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Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...
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Funny story: French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

For the first time during the European Soccer Championships rival supporters have come together in a friendly manner, united by a common thread and not hurled insults and abuse at each other. In a refreshing change, English and French fans came to...
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Funny story: "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

A friend told me about a week or so before we left that he couldn't quite believe it was actually happening and weren't we concerned about racism. I recall frowning with genuine confusion. It wasn't as though John had ever been one to over-dramatise, that always fell to his wife, Lucy, and even as we had this conversation, she was frantically talking to her mother, advising her where the 'Meni...
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Funny story: English Language To Receive Overhaul

English Language To Receive Overhaul

The English language is to receive a massive overhaul in 2013, say experts from the Guild Of Dictionary Writers. Spokesmen say that the language has become cluttered and over-complicated in recent years, with many new words being added and spellin...
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Funny story: Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

The popular global image of Englishmen being shaven headed beer swilling brutes, shirtless in sub-zero temperatures, snarling, shouting a lot, and making rude remarks accompanied by obscene gestures to passing ladies, fighting in lumps, and having kn...
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Funny story: Letter modifiers to be added to English

Letter modifiers to be added to English

For several centuries English has been steadily losing the letter modifiers that help in their pronunciation of words. Naive is often written without the umlaut, facade has lost it's cedilla, role has been stripped of it's circumflex and cliche is qu...
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Funny story: Manganese Voted Britain's Favourite Word

Manganese Voted Britain's Favourite Word

The word manganese has been voted the U.K's favourite word, by readers of Word Monthly magazine, Britain's premier source for all word related information. The word, acclaimed for it's ease of slipping off the tongue, and almost happy pronunciat...
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Funny story: Shocking New Stats Reveal That 76% Of UK Teechers R Bearly Litrit

Shocking New Stats Reveal That 76% Of UK Teechers R Bearly Litrit

Sum shocking noo stats out today reveel that a staggring 76% of Britons teechers are bearly litrit and shud not be teechin fings lyke Hinglish in skoolz coz their breedinge kids wot will ave no ope of eva postin comrehencable messgs on intrnet sytes.
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Funny story: USA to lose licence to use English language

USA to lose licence to use English language

The current 250 year licence granted to the USA to use English as its official language is due to expire at the end of January 2011. The licence was originally granted by King George III and intended as a stop-gap till the colony (as it was then) dec...
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Funny story: Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor Funny

Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor Funny

In an recent report by the Society for the Promotion of English Language Humor it was revealed that most of the world's English speakers don't find English humor funny. The most cited reason was "Humor Subject Matter Unintelligible" with "Vulgar and...
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Funny story: The English Don't Speak English Like What It Ought To Be Spoke

The English Don't Speak English Like What It Ought To Be Spoke

The English today confounded the world by admitting that the English what they talk doesn't quite Thomas O'Malley wiv the English like wot the rest of the world speaks coz it's not proper. And that. Innit. The debate was sparked by an internet blo...
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Funny story: How A-levels are taught in comprehensives

How A-levels are taught in comprehensives

Read this hypothetical discussion between Bradley and Leavis and make notes on their differences in opinion. Will be reporting back in 20 mins. bradmeister: lol @ iago pwning the Moor leavis.fr.69: othello failed :D bradmeister: yh but that was serious ownage leavis.fr.69: nt really...othello was a n00b bradmeister: othello is a chuck norris of poetry leavis.fr.69: othello thinks...
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Funny story: Immigrants to England must now take English Language tet

Immigrants to England must now take English Language tet

At last the Government have come out with yet another stupid scam to curb the number of immigrants entering Britain. Now immigrants will have to take - and pass - an English literacy test. This seems to this writer to be cruel and unusual punish...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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