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Funny story: England Crush 11 Dustbins In Barcelona

England Crush 11 Dustbins In Barcelona

There was joy in the England football camp tonight, as two goals from Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole underlined a comprehensive victory in their World Cup Group 6 qualifying match against Andorra in Barcelona. Andorra, which in Spanish means '11 Dust...
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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...
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Funny story: England Women To Face US In Quarter Finals

England Women To Face US In Quarter Finals

England Women will face a tough test in the Quarter Finals of the Women's World Cup in China when they come up against the improving United States who beat Nigeria 1-0 to top Group B.
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Funny story: McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

England football manager Steve McClaren is to draft in some of the players from of the England Women's Team after their stunning 6-1 victory over Argentina in the Female World Cup in China.
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Funny story: Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...
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Funny story: McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Steve McClaren, the least popular England football manager in the history of the game, has given 'one last chance' to two veterans of the English game, goalkeeper David James and his Portsmou...
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Funny story: Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...
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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
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Funny story: England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...
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Funny story: Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor, the strangely-named Aston Villa player, missed the chance to join the England U-21 side because of a mix-up with his mobile phone, says the England international football website,...
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Funny story: David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

There was more trouble for beleaguered manager Malcolm McClaren in Spain last night, even after his under-pressure England team had trounced Andorra 3-0 in the Nou Camp.
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Funny story: How injured is Frank Lampard?

How injured is Frank Lampard?

It was reported that Frank Lampard would play in the England qualifier despite his sore hand.
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Funny story: Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Wayne Rooney and England manager Steve McClaren have had a tiff, and it's not about football. They've been arguing about whether or not Rooney's Manchester United team mate Crustiano Retardo
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
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