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Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Funny story: Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Aussies, for whom sport is bigger than Jesus Christ and Dame Edna Everidge, are distraught as Team Australia has failed to deliver the gold medals they craved and expected from London 2012. They have endured seeing the 'mother country', Britain, e...

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Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Funny story: Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Twickenham is to host the rugby meeting of the weekend today, when England face arch rivals Scotland. The fixture is much anticipated, with an England win boosting their chances of winning the six nations trophy outright. However, Scotland have...

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All Blacks To Field Womens Team Against England

Funny story: All Blacks To Field Womens Team Against England

New Zealand Assistant Coach Wayne Smith has admitted that they will be fielding the popular 'Black Ferns', the female version of the All Blacks team at Twickenham on Saturday. "The English team is said to be playing like girls at the moment so it'...

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English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

Funny story: English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.

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England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

Funny story: England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.

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England Stars In Trouble Down Under

Funny story: England Stars In Trouble Down Under

The world of rugby was shocked earlier today when New Zealand police arrested four English rugby players. Police are believed to be investigating claims that the players tackled opposing All Blacks, passed the ball to each other and, in one case, att...

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England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

Funny story: England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

England Rugby manager Brian Ashton, jubilant after his team's momentous semi-final win against France on Saturday, has confessed that he isn't looking forward to another drubbing

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Bring It On Say Cock-A-Hoop England Fans

Funny story: Bring It On Say Cock-A-Hoop England Fans

English rugby and indeed the entire country has gone mental over its side's win in Paris last night.

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England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...

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England Edged Out By South Africa

Funny story: England Edged Out By South Africa

England pushed South Africa hard in Paris last night, but, in the end, it was the Springboks superior strength, determination, fitness, skill and quality that nudged them clear of the World Cup holders

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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