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Funny story: Geoffrey Boycott's mother selected for 5th Ashes test

Geoffrey Boycott's mother selected for 5th Ashes test

Well finally, the England cricket selectors have listened. In a surprise announcement today, it has been revealed that Mrs Boycott, better known to the cricketing world as 'my mum' from son Geoffrey's constant referral to her, will make her Englan...
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Funny story: Why India will beat England

Why India will beat England

The BCCI officials met yesterday to discuss the future course of action after Pakistan thrashed India mercilessly. The meeting held in Mumbai was also attended by former and current good-for-nothing cricketers, Srinivasan's astrologer and exclusive B...
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Funny story: Pietersen Back For England

Pietersen Back For England

Controversial South African born England batsmen, Kevin Pietersen, has reached an agreement with the ECB that will see him return for the tour to India. The "provocative text" saga which has rumbled on since the summer series against South Africa...
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Funny story: England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

As predicted by many, England have been sent packing from the tournament after suffering defeat in the Super 8 group match versus host nation Sri Lanka. Defeat to Sri Lanka was not unexpected as they are many peoples tip to win the worlds best slo...
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Funny story: Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Fans of the former Surrey, Warwickshire and England fast bowler Bob Willis, missing from the current T20 Cricket World Cup TV commentary teams, have been forced to hunt him down on the Internet. But hunting him down is a very appropriate phrase, a...
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Funny story: Stress and Strauss - Cricket, it's a funny old game

Stress and Strauss - Cricket, it's a funny old game

Ex-England cricket captain Andrew Strauss has stated his desire to become a Tory MP. Joining the Tories suits Strauss as they seem to be run in the same way the England cricket team is, shite. Back and to the Left news are unsure as to how knowing wh...
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Funny story: Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...
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Funny story: South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Kevin Pietersen was today still ostracised from the England cricket team after revelations about him texting South African players. Whilst playing (bored in pavilion waiting for turn) for England against South Africa, South African P...
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Funny story: James Taylor recruits Carole King to help with 2nd Test debut preparations

James Taylor recruits Carole King to help with 2nd Test debut preparations

James and Carole. It's a partnership we all remember from the early 1970's as Laurel Canyon spawned numerous now iconic bands and performers in those heady Hotel Californian days. With the news that the famous US singer songwriter James Taylor has...
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Funny story: Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Pakistan wrapped up a three-nil series whitewash over England in Dubai today. The result leaves England, the best test side in the world since last summer's series against India, in danger of being overhauled by South Africa. While inquests hav...
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Funny story: England Win At Not Playing Cricket

England Win At Not Playing Cricket

In recent tests England have thrashed opponents, in a crucial loss to the gentleman's game. Not Cricket England invented cricket in the late-nineteenth century. The game became popular in the colonies. Historically in matches against its coloni...
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Funny story: Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed. England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...
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Funny story: England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

There was shock and disbelief among the local population today as England became the world's best cricket team. By crushing India by an innings and 242 runs in Birmingham, Andrew Strauss's men climbed above their opponents in the world test rankin...
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Funny story: Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night. A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...
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Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...
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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing. The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...
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Funny story: First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

The crowd and the weather have been two major disappointments of the opening test against Sri Lanka at Cardiff today. First, although Cardiff hadn't seen rain for days, the heavens opened over Sophia Gardens this morning and play was delayed until...
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Funny story: England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

New baby about to arrive? An injury requiring treatment or maybe just homesick? All these reasons have meant players flying home from England cricket tours recently. But as the trickle of departing players from England's successful Ashes tour ha...
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