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Funny story: Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

London, England In a strongly anticipated move, the entire British Commonwealth voted to bypass Prince Charles in favor of his son, Prince William. "Charles is just so stodgy, he will have the whole British Empire asleep before he is even half-way...
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Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...
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Funny story: England Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia

England Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia

The main UK party leaders are urging the English to campaign to have Scotland removed from the Union and to force Scottish people to stop calling themselves British. Prime Minister David Cameron and Labour leader Ed Miliband will abandon their wee...
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Funny story: Britain on the move

Britain on the move

England is to detach Scotland from it's seabed if voters choose in favour of independence at upcoming referendum. The plans which had been crudely scrawled on the back of a No.10 embossed napkin surfaced upon twitter this morning. They outline th...
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Funny story: England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

Even with theIr football team facing an early exit from the World Cup, the English are celebrating a comfortable triumph at the World Cup of Smugness. With England creating more smug bastards per square mile than any other country in the world by...
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Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...
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Funny story: Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Today the BBC reported on England's accommodation in Brazil. The rooms that the players will be staying in feature couches and mattresses that are HIV positive, Behind the hotel is a favella that resonates enough gunfire to ensure that none of the p...
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Funny story: Self Employed at Record High Levels

Self Employed at Record High Levels

Data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) shows that self-employment is at a record high of 4 ½ million, helping push the overall jobless rate down to 6.8% While the numbers look good on the surface, however, a poll reveals some disturbin...
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Funny story: English Delivery Service Fires Inept Employees

English Delivery Service Fires Inept Employees

The Owls' Wings, an English delivery service previously labelled as "shitter than the rest", has finally fired its under-performing employees and hired "new and exciting prospects for the future". Ahead of the busy and important summer schedule fo...
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Funny story: Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...
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Funny story: As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine. Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...
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Funny story: The World Food Coalition Needs Food

The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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Funny story: Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

LONDON, ENGLAND - A spokesman for Celebrity Scottish Chef, Gordon Ramsay, announced today that Ramsay is calling it quits. Ramsay, 47, whose restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, is retiring and turning all 26 of his worldwide restaur...
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Funny story: Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge to be Held

Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge to be Held

LONDON, ENGLAND - The Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge will be held at the Alexandra Palace next month, according to the Professional Darts Corporation. Gowan McCowan, spokesman for the group stated, "We are going to have a Righties ve...
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Funny story: Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...
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Funny story: Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...
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Funny story: Doc Martin Leaves Louiser!

Doc Martin Leaves Louiser!

PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type. Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to...
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Funny story: Bandy Being Bandied About For 2016 Winter Olympics

Bandy Being Bandied About For 2016 Winter Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The greatest winter sport most people have never heard of is being bandied about as the next new winter Olympics event. To date, 29 countries, including Somalia and the U.S. have bandy federations. The first recorded games of ba...
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