Having been beaten by twenty-four of the twenty-six countries taking part in the 2012 Eurovision song contest Engelbert Humperdinck has revealed why he agreed to take part.
The Hump, as he is affectionately known by his Spine Osteopath, managed a...
Scotland's bid for independence from the UK was claimed to be a 'scam' last night by a music business insider.
The insider who refused to be named said that the plan is for Scotland to get independence, eventually followed by Wales and Northern Ir...
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