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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...
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Funny story:  Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s. As he shopped at the Sir Surfbo...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Taking the worlds of fashion by storm, as it was raining really heavily at the time, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge arrived at a Royal Engagement wearing a dress. The Royal Engagement of Prince Kevin of Mayo to Princess Chardonnay of Toxteth...
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Funny story:  Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...
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Funny story:  Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...
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Funny story:  Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Engaged - No more Nude Pics or Nip Slips says Jim Toth

Reese Witherspoon Engaged - No more Nude Pics or Nip Slips says Jim Toth

Sweety Pie Reese tying the kno again? - Well your reporter, like many others, thinks she's cute and when he heard this news he rushed to find out who on Earth could be good enough for the object of his secret middle-aged crush. Apparently the cute...
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Funny story:  Shania Twain Opts for New Model with Bucket Seats

Shania Twain Opts for New Model with Bucket Seats

A year after her messy divorce, Southern pop star, Shania Twain has hooked up with a younger Swiss businessman, whose seat apparently looks "pretty good in a faded pair of Levi's". Not that heterosexual guys would know the difference, but Shania...
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Funny story:  Bret Michael's Engagement Means New Reality TV Show for Him

Bret Michael's Engagement Means New Reality TV Show for Him

Hollywood - Bret Micheals' asked his longtime girlfriend, Kristi Gibson, to marry him. The engagement now means Brett Michaels reality television career will go on for another season with his new show, "Bret Michaels: Life is Over As I Know It."...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

'Up the duff' - the popular wedding glossy has conducted a survey that will dash the hopes of millions of fat brides hoping to ride away with their new husband on a very strong horse. The straw poll discovered that most men would rather have a sli...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

WAVELAND, Mississippi - The 2010 winner of America's Got Talent, Michael Grimm, returned to his home in Waveland, Mississippi with a check for $1 million, a recording contract to headline at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and about two dozen brand new...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Denies Engagement to Tony Blair

George W. Bush Denies Engagement to Tony Blair

Today, at a press conference at the Crawford Ranch, former president Bush denied allegations of sleeping with Tony Blair, stating, "I did not have sex with that man." The statement follows Tony Blair being brought up on charges in the U.K. Former p...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

In a bombshell announcement made earlier today, sources close to the UK's singing sensation Susan Boyle have confirmed that the singer is now engaged to be married - to Bigfoot. Bigfoot, the elusive and reclusive monster of North America's woodlan...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Acerbic talent judge Simon Cowell has got a "spring in his step" thanks to his new fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, Britain's Got Talent hosts Ant and Dec said Friday. That's right! The terror of many an aspiring pop celeb has announced he is being offic...
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Funny story:  Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

The best of the action was in the stands at Madison Square Garden on the weekend. A hopeless romantic had arranged for his marriage proposal to be flashed on the big screen near the scoreboard. His girlfriend, who was sitting next to him in the sta...
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Funny story:  Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Farmington, New Mexico - "I mean the ring was pretty big. But in all honesty, I've seen her put bigger things in her mouth and swallow them," said a fellow sorority sister and friend of Kaitlin Whipple, the women that swallowed her engagement ring th...
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