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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's most popular couples has finally announced their engagement. Ashton Kutcher, 36, star of Two and A Half Men and Mila Kunis, 30, who starred in The Black Swan will be walking down the ecstatic marital aisle in the n...

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A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

Funny story: A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

TULSA, Oklahoma - Local resident Emily Normina Sarkensiggle, 43, was both thrilled and saddened by a recent event. Miss Sarkensiggle who is engaged to Darnell Oldenheimer, 51, won this year's National Tabasco Drinking Contest, which is held every...

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Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

BEL AIR, California - It is no secret that Jennifer Aniston has grow extremely impatient that her fiancé of one year, Justin Theroux keeps putting off their wedding plans. Aniston is 44, and she has pointed out on many occasions that her biologica...

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Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

Funny story: Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

SAN FRANCISCO - After what seemed like an eternity, Kanye West has finally popped the M question to his baby mama Kim Kardashian. West, who showed that he may be lots of things but cheap isn't one of them, rented the AT&T Stadium for the Propo...

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Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

Funny story: Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...

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Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...

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The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

Funny story: The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

MARINA DEL REY, California - Word out of the Left Coast is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have decided to end their engagement. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk the decision was made over the phone since Hemsworth has been down in his native...

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Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...

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Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

Funny story: Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s. As he shopped at the Sir Surfbo...

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Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Funny story: Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Taking the worlds of fashion by storm, as it was raining really heavily at the time, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge arrived at a Royal Engagement wearing a dress. The Royal Engagement of Prince Kevin of Mayo to Princess Chardonnay of Toxteth...

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Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...

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Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Funny story: Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...

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Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...

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Shania Twain Opts for New Model with Bucket Seats

Funny story: Shania Twain Opts for New Model with Bucket Seats

A year after her messy divorce, Southern pop star, Shania Twain has hooked up with a younger Swiss businessman, whose seat apparently looks "pretty good in a faded pair of Levi's". Not that heterosexual guys would know the difference, but Shania...

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Bret Michael's Engagement Means New Reality TV Show for Him

Hollywood - Bret Micheals' asked his longtime girlfriend, Kristi Gibson, to marry him. The engagement now means Brett Michaels reality television career will go on for another season with his new show, "Bret Michaels: Life is Over As I Know It."...

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Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...

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Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

Funny story: Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

'Up the duff' - the popular wedding glossy has conducted a survey that will dash the hopes of millions of fat brides hoping to ride away with their new husband on a very strong horse. The straw poll discovered that most men would rather have a sli...

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America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

Funny story: America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

WAVELAND, Mississippi - The 2010 winner of America's Got Talent, Michael Grimm, returned to his home in Waveland, Mississippi with a check for $1 million, a recording contract to headline at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and about two dozen brand new...

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