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Funny story:  Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv...
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Funny story:  Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...
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Funny story:  Residents Getting Fracked Off

Residents Getting Fracked Off

Shale gas extraction through fracking has caused a lot of concern for residents in areas where drilling for shale gas has been given the go-ahead. Freckleton, a village on The Fylde near Preston in Lancashire has been the latest victim of Cuadrill...
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Funny story:  Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...
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Funny story:  Man Describes Near-Death Experience:  Light At End of Tunnel Changed to Energy Efficient LED

Man Describes Near-Death Experience: Light At End of Tunnel Changed to Energy Efficient LED

Those who claim to have had a near-death experience almost always describe it similarly: the feeling of floating in a tunnel toward a very bright light. But according to retired electrician Clovis Deekins, who has had two such experiences five year...
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Funny story:  Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks. Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...
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Funny story:  Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

A huge Scottish Hydro giant filled with energy carried a pair of Highland bulls all the way up Ben Nevis yesterday. Thousands turned up to witness this amazing feat, which was filmed by Sky News and several American film companies. Mega-biologi...
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Funny story:  Irish Waffle Could Keep British Lights On

Irish Waffle Could Keep British Lights On

The Irish gift for blarney, blather and waffle could soon begin cutting the UK consumer energy bill by £10 Billion over the next eight years. "The average Irishman generates more hot air in a single day than any other nationality" says Dr Hugh Q...
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Funny story:  Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...
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Funny story:  Environment Agency backs farting

Environment Agency backs farting

Farting, the controversial technique for obtaining the new energy source, methane gas, should be allowed nationwide, according to a recent directive from the Energy Commission. "The universally variegated act of farting, which has been blamed for...
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Funny story:  Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...
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Funny story:  'Final Solution' for Energy Crisis

'Final Solution' for Energy Crisis

The government is set to scrap up to 10,000 wind turbines in favour of 2,000,000 exercise bikes to meet the countries future energy needs. Harking back to the workhouse, benefits will be scrapped and all able bodied scroungers will be encouraged...
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Funny story:  Argentina Row Escalates Over Evita Grab

Argentina Row Escalates Over Evita Grab

Relations between Argentina and the rest of the world worsened today following the nationalisation of a popular stage musical. Argentina was left isolated yesterday when president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner announced the nationalisation of Yac...
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Funny story:  Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Under considerable pressure to do something to lower gasoline prices, President Obama called a surprise news conference today to announce a change of direction in our national energy policy. With Secretary of Energy Dr. Stephen Chu standing at his side, Mr. Obama announced a major new renewable resource energy initiative. Following is a transcript of the conference, Mr Obama: "Good afternoon...
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Funny story:  British Gas announces 5% increase in pretending to care about customers

British Gas announces 5% increase in pretending to care about customers

British Gas has announced a 5% increase in pretending to care about its customer base after confirming it will slash 5% off electricity bills which increased by 16% in August. The move comes a day after EDF ramped up their own attempts at feigning...
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Funny story:  More winter energy saving tips

More winter energy saving tips

1. If your wife keeps turning up the thermostat, start collecting guns, just to let her know you mean business. 2. You remember that guy that never wore a heavy coat and said he was always comfortable. He died of pneumonia. 3. In the depression people burned their homes' inside doors for warmth. Luckily that could never happen again. 4. You can turn off your refrigerator if...
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Funny story:  Row Row Row your boat

Row Row Row your boat

World leaders are to invest in rowing machines as the 'new energy saver'. Its thought every household in the Western world will be given a rowing machine and some even two or three depending on the size of the house. "Energy is often wasted by p...
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Funny story:  Lotto style 'National Hottery' to combat fuel poverty

Lotto style 'National Hottery' to combat fuel poverty

The government plans to launch a new lotto style 'National Hottery' to provide the warmth of hope to those members of the electorate struggling to combat the rising problem of 'fuel poverty', according to a leaked report. The report claims that go...
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Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.

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