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Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

Funny story: Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

An untraceable message appearing randomly on Facebook and Instagram accounts is asking people to leave the planet. "Thanks for everything" the message begins "but I shall not be in need of your services any longer so please leave" The name...

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God Speaks to Earth from Heaven

Funny story: God Speaks to Earth from Heaven

Last night, the whole of Europe was brought to a standstill when, exactly at midnight, a white-haired, bearded figure appeared on every television set on the continent. Crowds poured out of pubs and restaurants, many of them hysterical; public transport came to a halt as millions gathered in city squares and churches. The Pope appealed for calm; but nobody was listening to him. The followi...

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White House Apocalyptic Announcement

Funny story: White House Apocalyptic Announcement

Press Secretary for President Obama's administration, Karl Von Mitty Munchausen announced today to at gathering of journalists and reporters invited to a White House tickets-only news conference the following: "General Martin Dempsey, chairman of...

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NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Funny story: NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Washington D.C. - The United States' National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, has retracted the warning it issued yesterday regarding a huge asteroid's imminent impact with Earth, which would have led to cataclysmic devastation of the ent...

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Forget Global Warming, Meteors. US Congress Biggest Threat to Planet

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM. A report published by the Brussels, Belgium-based International Union of Really Worried Scientists calculates the destructive power of the US Congress as equivalent to an eight-mile wide meteor hitting Earth. The report warns th...

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Mayan apocalypse: Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver voted favourites to save us

Funny story: Mayan apocalypse: Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver voted favourites to save us

The online poll of 2,000 Brits carried out by EndPoll for online movie provider 'blankbox', revealed that 57% of people were aware of the Mayan prophecy of the apocalypse and 13% confessed to being worried. More than one in four respondents put th...

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My life as a man #33

Funny story: My life as a man #33

The end of men is near Listen up, men: the last US election proved very clearly that women aren't going to put up with any more bullshit from men. Not only are there more women than men voting nowadays; but more women are voting for what they want than for what we men want them to want. I know I had a point to make, and that I have muddled it up, but you guys know what I mean already, w...

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Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Funny story: Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...

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World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

Funny story: World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

New York - In an emergency appearance today before the United Nations, a team of international scientists reported that the world has ended. The stunning announcement came during a special session of the UN Security Council, during which scientists f...

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Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...

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Mayan Doomsday End of the World Scenario Could Play Havoc with House Prices

Worried estate agents say they fear a housing price crisis should the world end on either the 21st or 22nd of December 2012 as predicted by the Mayan calendar with some estate agents claiming that many properties could be forced into foreclosure as s...

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Fires In Colorado Started by Army to Burn out "zombie virus" Infected Strongholds

Funny story: Fires In Colorado Started by Army to Burn out "zombie virus" Infected Strongholds

Firefighters in Colorado and New Mexico are battling wildfires that are moving fast through parched forests, forcing scores of evacuations and destroying or damaging numerous structures. However the fires were started deliberately at the bequest...

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"Actress" Lindsay Lohan In Hospital After Contracting "Zombie Virus" and Crashing Car

Funny story: "Actress" Lindsay Lohan In Hospital After Contracting "Zombie Virus" and Crashing Car

"Actress" Lindsay Lohan has contracted the dreaded "zombie virus" but she may have unwittingly found a cure for the epidemic that affects the brain due to her brain not being as developed as other victims. Lohan, 25, was taken to the UCLA Medical...

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Lost City of Gold Is Discovered - Fulfilling First Mayan Doomsday Prophecy - America to Send Troops To Honduras To Claim Gold and Cure For The Zombie Virus

Funny story: Lost City of Gold Is Discovered - Fulfilling First Mayan Doomsday Prophecy - America to Send Troops To Honduras To Claim Gold and Cure For The Zombie Virus

As predicted by the Mayans, the Lost City of Gold has been discovered, opening the way for the apocalyptic destruction of the planet, as foretold in ancient scriptures. Underneath the thick, virgin rainforest cover in the Mosquitia region of Hondu...

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Have Zombie Virus, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley Don't, Donald Trump Demands To See Zombie Birth Certificate

Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Have Zombie Virus, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley Don't, Donald Trump Demands To See Zombie Birth Certificate

Just two days after it was reported that the "Zombie" virus was not actually a virus, it now turns out that a myriad of non descript "celebrities" whom I have never heard of, have contracted the non-existent virus and are now mindless, flesh eating i...

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Is Prince Phillip Latest Victim of "Zombie" Virus?

Funny story: Is Prince Phillip Latest Victim of "Zombie" Virus?

Speculation in the Great Britain is mounting that Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh and husband of the Queen missed the sovereign's Diamond Jubilee celebrations because he has contracted the Zombie virus which has now infected over 2,000,000 worl...

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Puerto Rico Airport Raid Link To Spread of "Zombie" Virus Denied By Homeland Security

Funny story: Puerto Rico Airport Raid Link To Spread of "Zombie" Virus Denied By Homeland Security

Federal and local agents conducted raids Wednesday to stop dozens of alleged infected passengers and airline employees suspected of being riddled with the thus far undiagnosed "Zombie" virus that has now infected over 250,000 Americans. Forty-five...

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Drones To Be Deployed In US Airspace to Combat "Zombie" Virus Epidemic

Funny story: Drones To Be Deployed In US Airspace to Combat "Zombie" Virus Epidemic

Just two days after a drone strike killed Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made it clear Wednesday that drones are an option as long as the U.S. needs to defend itself against the zombie virus that is threatening America.

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