In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes...
The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?"
(The reader will recall that the first question was,...
WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems.
In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.
It was a dark and stormy decade.
The millennium, looming ahead, was frequently pre-empted on TV by Highway to Heaven, Touched by an Angel, and The Jerry Springer Show.
Ray Sneed, a millenarian, mowed his lawn. He inhabits a quiet, suburban pod, has deep aspirations.
Clipping his bushes, he sees the signs--envisions the Great Battle before him. And bides his time. Cl...
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