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Funny story: Emo Kid Sad Nobody Talks About Emo Anymore

Emo Kid Sad Nobody Talks About Emo Anymore

"It like, bums me out, ya know," stated James Sadzack, self proclaimed "Emo Kid For Life." "We used to get talked about ALL the time. People used to make fun of us every day. Now it's like nobody cares." "Nobody cared to begin with," a passerby interjected during the interview. "Shut up conformist!" Sadzack exclaimed. "See what I mean? When it comes to teenage stereotypes, we used...
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Funny story: NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

The NHS is to extend its use of chemotherapy beyond cancer patients, and to teenagers who listen to unrelentingly poor music and wear excessive amounts of black cosmetics. These so-called "Emos" have been classed as a health and safety risk by the...
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Funny story: Emos Infest Mexico City to Meet Their Maker

Emos Infest Mexico City to Meet Their Maker

Mexico City,Today - In a story that's 100% CERTAIN to remind you of this one here, Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of suicidal 'Emos' into Mexico City. Hairy faced Coño Del La Puta, of the Mexican Tourist board said she had wit...
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Funny story: Introducing "Avenue of Glorious Acheivements" by Green Day

Introducing "Avenue of Glorious Acheivements" by Green Day

Today the well known band called Green Day decided to make a new song called "Avenue of Glorious Achievements." They say that this is to replace their old song of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."...
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Funny story: Spiderman now appeals to Emos

Spiderman now appeals to Emos

In the new movie Spiderman 3, Spiderman dawns his new suit of black and grey. It has now been revealed that the creators of the movie are targeting Emo audiences using this new look.
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Funny story: Emo Protests

Emo Protests

Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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