"It like, bums me out, ya know," stated James Sadzack, self proclaimed "Emo Kid For Life."
"We used to get talked about ALL the time. People used to make fun of us every day. Now it's like nobody cares."
"Nobody cared to begin with," a passerby interjected during the interview.
"Shut up conformist!" Sadzack exclaimed.
"See what I mean? When it comes to teenage stereotypes, we used...
The NHS is to extend its use of chemotherapy beyond cancer patients, and to teenagers who listen to unrelentingly poor music and wear excessive amounts of black cosmetics.
These so-called "Emos" have been classed as a health and safety risk by the...
Mexico City,Today - In a story that's 100% CERTAIN to remind you of this one here, Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of suicidal 'Emos' into Mexico City.
Hairy faced Coño Del La Puta, of the Mexican Tourist board said she had wit...
Today the well known band called Green Day decided to make a new song called "Avenue of Glorious Achievements." They say that this is to replace their old song of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."...
In the new movie Spiderman 3, Spiderman dawns his new suit of black and grey. It has now been revealed that the creators of the movie are targeting Emo audiences using this new look.
Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.
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