The last remnants of the allegedly "modern" and "progressive" faction of the Conspicuously Downtrodden Freedom Fighters in Syria™ have come up with a novel plan to prevent their allies in al-Qaeda and other far-left collectivist organisations f...
In the new series of Yorkshire Moors based police drama Heartbeat, the actors are all to speak with regionless accents, a BBC spokesperson said this morning. "The majority of viewers for dumbed down rubbish like this are from London and the Home Coun...
ITV have just announced their new Chas Channel.
Character in British Soap, Chas-Dale (formerly Emmerdale), Chas Dingle has been taking over the ITV Network recently, with show's like The Only way is Chas, The Chas Awards, Chas Dingle's Yorkshire...
ITV1 have stated in an official press release their new talent show, The Chas Factor, based on popular character Chas Dingle from the soap opera Chas Dale (formerly Emmerdale).
It has actually already aired, in a surprise twist. It is presented b...
As it was recently announced that Emmerdale would be renamed Chas Dale, bosses are now trying to get viewers like her before the new look starts at Halloween.
They will do this by making a 'Chas-Week', a week which sees Chas appear in every scene...
The troubled soap Emmerdale is to be given a huge revamp due to falling ratings, my sources can reveal.
Chastity Dingle, the character that is currently taking centre stage in the show, isn't popular, so in a change to try and make people like h...
In addition to Coronation Street and EastEnders a third British soap has now announced plans to include a gay marriage in a future storyline. ITV's Emmerdale intends to go one better by running a storyline where two gay sheepdogs fall in love and mar...
TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters.
Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...
Beloved television soap Emmerdale has been leaking ratings like a man with a pissing problem.
Producers of the show have decided that enough is enough, the show must return to its original title - EMMERDALE FARM.
Sex will no longer happen in th...
Just days after announcing a shock move to Peterborough in the wake of the financial crisis that threatens to take them off the air for good, ITV have today revealed their startling new cost-cutting Autumn schedule.
In a press conference at a Lit...
An extra on ITV's early evening light tragedy, Emmerdale was revealed to not be another dingle character bought into the soap.
In a bold move today, ITV and the BBC announced that three soaps will merge into one jointly-produced mega-soap.
The Samaritans are reporting record numbers of calls to their service on Christmas night, following the spate of deaths and miserable storylines in the UK's soaps.
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