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Emmerdale Versus ISIS: Only One Singer can Save Syria

The last remnants of the allegedly "modern" and "progressive" faction of the Conspicuously Downtrodden Freedom Fighters in Syria™ have come up with a novel plan to prevent their allies in al-Qaeda and other far-left collectivist organisations f...

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BBC Heartbeat to Return With No Yorkshire Characters At All

Funny story: BBC Heartbeat to Return With No Yorkshire Characters At All

In the new series of Yorkshire Moors based police drama Heartbeat, the actors are all to speak with regionless accents, a BBC spokesperson said this morning. "The majority of viewers for dumbed down rubbish like this are from London and the Home Coun...

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ITV Announce The Chas Channel!

Funny story: ITV Announce The Chas Channel!

ITV have just announced their new Chas Channel. Character in British Soap, Chas-Dale (formerly Emmerdale), Chas Dingle has been taking over the ITV Network recently, with show's like The Only way is Chas, The Chas Awards, Chas Dingle's Yorkshire...

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ITV1 Announce Brand New Talent Show!

Funny story: ITV1 Announce Brand New Talent Show!

ITV1 have stated in an official press release their new talent show, The Chas Factor, based on popular character Chas Dingle from the soap opera Chas Dale (formerly Emmerdale). It has actually already aired, in a surprise twist. It is presented b...

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Build Up to Chas Dale Starts with Chas Week!

As it was recently announced that Emmerdale would be renamed Chas Dale, bosses are now trying to get viewers like her before the new look starts at Halloween. They will do this by making a 'Chas-Week', a week which sees Chas appear in every scene...

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A Delight For All Members of Britain: Emmerdale renamed Chastity-Dale in shock revamp!

Funny story: A Delight For All Members of Britain: Emmerdale renamed Chastity-Dale in shock revamp!

The troubled soap Emmerdale is to be given a huge revamp due to falling ratings, my sources can reveal. Chastity Dingle, the character that is currently taking centre stage in the show, isn't popular, so in a change to try and make people like h...

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TV soap Emmerdale to include Gay Marriage storyline

Funny story: TV soap Emmerdale to include Gay Marriage storyline

In addition to Coronation Street and EastEnders a third British soap has now announced plans to include a gay marriage in a future storyline. ITV's Emmerdale intends to go one better by running a storyline where two gay sheepdogs fall in love and mar...

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Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

Funny story: Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...

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Emmerdale To Go Back to Being Called Emmerdale Farm

Funny story: Emmerdale To Go Back to Being Called Emmerdale Farm

Beloved television soap Emmerdale has been leaking ratings like a man with a pissing problem. Producers of the show have decided that enough is enough, the show must return to its original title - EMMERDALE FARM. Sex will no longer happen in th...

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Jeremy Kyle to play TV Detective in ITV Autumn Schedule

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle to play TV Detective in ITV Autumn Schedule

Just days after announcing a shock move to Peterborough in the wake of the financial crisis that threatens to take them off the air for good, ITV have today revealed their startling new cost-cutting Autumn schedule. In a press conference at a Lit...

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Stranger in Emmerdale found to not be a missing Dingle

Funny story: Stranger in Emmerdale found to not be a missing Dingle

An extra on ITV's early evening light tragedy, Emmerdale was revealed to not be another dingle character bought into the soap.

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Soap Merger: Stars Say "Great"

Funny story: Soap Merger: Stars Say "Great"

In a bold move today, ITV and the BBC announced that three soaps will merge into one jointly-produced mega-soap.

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Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

Funny story: Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

The Samaritans are reporting record numbers of calls to their service on Christmas night, following the spate of deaths and miserable storylines in the UK's soaps.

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