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Funny story: Emma Watson expecting twins

Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...
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Funny story: Cyrus out--Watson in as star of Bonnie & Clyde miniseries

Cyrus out--Watson in as star of Bonnie & Clyde miniseries

APACHE DUNGHEAP, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - Miley Cyrus backed out of negotiations to play the infamous Bonnie Parker in the upcoming Lifetime Network miniseries Bonnie & Clyde. English actress Emma Watson has signed to replace Cyrus. "It wasn'...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Kanye West 'terrified' of sex video with Kim Lookalike going public. Time to cover the Shaggy song "It Wasn't me" TOWIE star Lauren Goodgier turns up late for her won birthday party. Not like a reality tv star to miss their 15 minutes?! Emma Watson: I thought love had to be painful after reading Shakespeare. Emmy hun, your confusing love with bondage. Kim Kardashian does promotional wo...
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Funny story: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Budding scriptwriter, Chester Swanage St-Ives, today revealed that he is preparing to embark upon a Hollywood trip, in order to promote his latest screenplay, 'The Manderley Romantic Menage a Trois Of Doomed Starcrossed Victorian Lovers High On Crack. (With Horses.)' Starring Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, and Vinnie Jones, with cameos from Katie Price, Natasha Giggs, Bono out of U2, David Bowie...
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Funny story: Emma Watson really struggles with hiding her camel toe

Emma Watson really struggles with hiding her camel toe

No longer a giddy young teenager in ponytails riding high on the success of Harry Potter, Emma Watson is now a fine young lady in her early twenties giddily riding high on the success of Harry Potter. However, now that she is that little bit older...
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Funny story: Some Behind The Scenes Tidbits From "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2:"

Some Behind The Scenes Tidbits From "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2:"

NEW YORK CITY - Daniel Radcliffe, the star of the Harry Potter series recently had lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Restaurant in Queens where he spoke with a reporter from The Right Coast Illustrated Revue. Radcliffe first met Wasabi Ash...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Spokespersons for Twilight and Harry Potter teen movie idols, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint today moved extremely quickly to quash rumours that the famous fivesome had met a tragic demise in a car a...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Making an abrupt turn away from feature films to the small screen, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have agreed to join a re-production of the Fawlty Towers television series set to air in the Fall of 2012 on BBC2. Fawlty Towers i...
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Funny story: 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

NEW YORK CITY - Movie experts are predicting that when Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiers in July, it could possibly surpass the second highest grossing movie of all time James Cameron's The Titanic. Motion Picture experts feel that it might even eventually end up surpassing the number one grossing movie Avatar. Three of the movies main stars recently visited New York City...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...
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Funny story: Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez And Emma Watson Latch On To Socks Craze

Selena Gomez And Emma Watson Latch On To Socks Craze

Seems like it's official - everybody's going mad for socks. Nobody seems to know why, but socks appear to be the latest craze. It seems like every celebrity or sports star on the planet has been out shopping and buying socks this last weekend.
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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

A rumour is circulating around tinsel town that Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are actually identical twins who were separated at birth. Since Emma Watson has had her gamine, pixie, short hair-style she bears a remarkable resemblance to Justin Bieb...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

SOHO - Russell Brand was in Soho getting his hair done at the The Sir Swishy Swish Salon. His long time hair stylist Sir Swishy Swish asked how his marriage was going. Brand giggled and said that out of the hundreds of women that he had bedded pri...
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Funny story: Was JK Rowling in a punch-up before disastrous Baftas appearance?

Was JK Rowling in a punch-up before disastrous Baftas appearance?

London - (Gargoyles): The left side of her mouth made her look like a TV stroke victim ad as she clung to Emma Watson for dear life last night. Wispy, matted goose-arse hair and a patterned frock-horror halter-neck dress combined to complete the b...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson To Star In Nude Remake Of Stephen King's 'Misery'

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson To Star In Nude Remake Of Stephen King's 'Misery'

Insiders insist that Harry Potter stars, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are all set to star in a naturist version of Stephen King's best selling novel, 'Misery' In the nude. Skoob Entertainment News can't verify this, because it was sourced b...
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Funny story: Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Hairstylists the world over are attempting to recreate the crop circle/pixie cut combo but are unable to reproduce an authentic look, like the real deal. Emma Watson, who first came to media attention with long flowing locks recently switched to a...
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Funny story: Emma Watson Receives Lifetime Supply of Coke and M&M's

Emma Watson Receives Lifetime Supply of Coke and M&M's

Following her recent admission of a late night movie party in Daniel Radcliffe's room on set of the new Harry Potter movie, and her love of Coke and M&M candies, both companies have sent Emma Watson a lifetime supply of the products. Though Ra...
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