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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Homeless

Arsene Wenger Homeless

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was this afternoon declared homeless after discovering Manchester City FC had bought his house! Wenger was allegedly left fuming when upon returning to his eight bedroomed palatial home in the exclusive Totteridge area o...
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Funny story: Arsenal's Emirates Stadium Declared 'Unsafe' - Club 'Looking For Alternative'

Arsenal's Emirates Stadium Declared 'Unsafe' - Club 'Looking For Alternative'

Mayhem broke out in North London when members of the Health And Safety Executive declared Arsenal Football Club's Emirates Stadium 'structurally unsound, inherently unsafe,' and 'liable to imminent collapse when filled to capacity.' The shocking n...
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Funny story: Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...
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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...
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Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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