The new line up for Dragon's Den 2011 has been revealed with a dramatic change to the cast of entrepreneurs.
Richard Branson will lead the team but will limit his investments to anything that can be deflowered or is red.
Gordon Brown will part...
Windsor - (Money Laundering News): She was found foaming at the mouth this morning as news of the bounced check shocked the nation.
Three days of palatial hospitality for notorious Qatari 'Fake Shaikh' and his Halloweenish consort Shaikha Mozzad...
Windsor - (Order of the Gutter): Six months ago he spoofed Fergie into demanding a half a million quid bung for an intro to her feckless ex-husband Prince Andrew.
Last night the notorious 'fake shaikh' was at it again, this time impersonating Qata...
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