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Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Emile Heskey is wanted by Conference side Macclesfield, who believe the former Aston Villa, Liverpool and England striker, can fire them back into the Football League. Full story: Daily Mirror Found his level? Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, 65, says he still as passionate about the game now as he was 20 years ago. "Get me and Fergie together and we'll be talking about the good job M...

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Manchester United sign Emile Heskey

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has yet again shocked the world by making which some call the shrewdest of shrewd buying. He has picked up Emile Heskey at an extremely low price of 23 million pounds. "I am very happy to be at a club th...

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Heskey is an Algerian Mafia Spy!

Funny story: Heskey is an Algerian Mafia Spy!

Sensational news has just been revealed, in that Emile Heskey, the man that many did not want to travel with the England squad to the World Cup Finals, is in the pay of the Algerian mafia. Although generally classed as a donkey when it comes to fo...

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Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Funny story: Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Emile Heskey has yet again conned his way into an England squad for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa. However, its not all sunshine and roses for Heskey. With the FA only able to afford a measly twenty three seats on the plane, there sadly w...

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Emile Heskey Now The Most Racially-abused Player In England

Funny story: Emile Heskey Now The Most Racially-abused Player In England

Emile Heskey, of Wigan Athletic, is today the owner of a title he doesn't really want, for the England centre-forward is to be officially recognised as the Most Racially-abused Player in England. Even his wife calls him Kunte Kinte. Heskey, w...

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