When Brian Johnson's wife called to him on his way out of the house and mentioned that it was cooler outside than it looked, Johnson grabbed a jacket, only to accidentally put it on backwards.
“I felt like such a retard,” stated Johnson.
How many of these embarrassing moments have you experienced?
1. Being fired for "total incompetence" in front of all your colleagues.
2. Accidentally stumbling across your new bride screwing her ex-beau on a snooker table during your wedding reception while you were searching the hotel rooms for the surprise honeymoon gift you had been keeping for her for months; a whirlwind trip for two to...
Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it.
"I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him."
Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...
In a bid to curb unnecessary discomfort, bewilderment and mild irritation a nationwide ban has been placed on all situations where a person may need to ask one or more strangers a basic question. The ban is expected to run for six months.
Sarah Plain has once again spoken out about the Martin Bashir resignation.
"I expect these personal attacks on me because I am a Christian, I am conservative and I want the USA to stay a free nation. So Mr. Bashir didn't say anything that will bot...
When I first started cross dressing, shopping was difficult. Now, with my continuing journey into femininity, it has got no easier.
The internet is pretty good for clothes shopping. By pretty good, I mean 'amazing'. You can buy anything on the internet: a nice party frock for the office party or a satin corset with holes in places that render the garment useless. Hats, shoes, underwear, attachm...
A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947
Chapter 105:Tesco's Big, Busty, Brutal Belinda
I was on my way to Tesco, on Bath Street, Ilkeston for my first duties there.
A nice sunny morning, plodding along on my Norton, young, fit, just promoted, willing and able, and full of the joys of spr...
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