Questions from my patients. Embarrassing Bodies.
Do we all deserve the body we stand in?
I'm a zookeeper. My mouth is where my anus should be. My penis is where my right thumb should be. Should I be careful in the monkey enclosure at feeding time? Claude Nutts
DR F: Lucky you! So you still talk shite but don't need a dummy anymore?
I've an embarrassing body. It's the body of elders at...
Our first story this month is very unusual indeed. Great Granddad Benjamin Down came to us with his embarrassing ailment. Ben tells his story.
"I was in the garden, 1944 it was. Digging for England it was called; we all did our bit in those days. Anyway, it was wash day and my Ida had put my smalls in to soak so, naturally I was as naked as Mrs Sharpe from Number 13 when the GI's were in town.
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