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Funny story: Elvis Found Spotted at World Cup

Elvis Found Spotted at World Cup

Elvis Presley has been spotted in a Rio Duncan donut shop this week. Though in his 70s now his sheer enormity seemed to awe the locals as he polished off 20 long johns and 2 dozen yeast donuts while hardly blinking an eye. He seemed in an open re...
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Funny story: Putin has American Breakfast in Bed Served By Doubles of World Leaders Dressed in Swimming Shorts

Putin has American Breakfast in Bed Served By Doubles of World Leaders Dressed in Swimming Shorts

Vladimir Putin has hired "look alikes" of world political leaders on permanent contracts to wait at table and valet him. Reputed to be clad in swimwear only, they walk around his Mansion like smething out of a Cecil B. Demille epic, all except the Ba...
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Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...
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Funny story: He really wasn't dead... yet

He really wasn't dead... yet

New York, NY (STT News) - News is breaking that today's disturbance at LaGuardia International Airport was based on the shocking discovery that Elvis Presley really wasn't dead after all. At approximately 10:45 am, the entire airport was suddenly...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released the findings of its most recent national research study. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that back in November of last year, they sent out research questionnai...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

LOS ANGELES - Representatives for Miley Cyrus have confirmed that the singer will be performing a concert in Pyongyang, North Korea in honor of President Kim Jong Un. The exact date has not yet been finalized but North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agen...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Having problems lately with timely delivery of your tweets? You're not alone. Gail Farrelly, a science & technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, has found out that the Twitter birdies, wanting to thumb their beaks at management for labor compl...
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Funny story: The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...
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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...
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Funny story: Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...
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Funny story: New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

Los Angeles, CA - The world first mammogram machine featuring celebrity hands has been authorized for testing in a Beverly Hill Hospital. The prototype, known as the Richard Gere 1, is actually autographed by the famous actor and has breast supports...
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Funny story: Elvis reborn in Germany

Elvis reborn in Germany

Staff at Graceland today were shocked when the US army revealed that a DNA sample taken from a visitor to an Army Base in Germany matched that of the King. Elvira Muntz from Berlin who works part time as a waitress was hired as part of a staff for...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley has decided to sell his house in Beverley Hills because he is sick of all of his fans turning up on his date of birth and death and smothering the gates with dead flowers (appropriate!). Elvis who still roams around the house and in...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Underpants don't get a sniff

Elvis Presley's Underpants don't get a sniff

Yesterday, Elvis Presley's Bible and a pair of his underpants went under the hammer at Sothebys. Unsurprisingly, the stained pair of undies failed to sell while the Bible sold for a staggering 50,000 pounds. The underpants are sealed in a glass case...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

If you thought that cats are the only animals that purr, think again. Researchers have recently reported that elephants purr too. See "The Mystery of the Purring Elephant" by Veronique Greenwood in TIME.com (August 3, 2012). A Spoof reporter who...
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Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash. According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
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