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New campaign aims to tackle mentalistophobia

Funny story: New campaign aims to tackle mentalistophobia

For many people in the mentalist community, being called bonkers or crazy is a part of everyday life. Now a new campaign launched by mentalist support group Deranged and Proud tries to make such insults a thing of the past. Geoff Cuckoo, 47, of Ch...

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After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

Funny story: After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

After Trump.com threats against the UN for its ungracious reception of his best joke of all history the UN Security Council considers pre-emptive Nuclear Strike against the White House. The UN is taking seriously leaked reports from the White Hous...

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Queen considers Schaller for Knigthood - Prince William declares he's not 15 Hands

Funny story: Queen considers Schaller for Knigthood - Prince William declares he's not 15 Hands

Scott Schaller, Graphics Design Teacher from Cabrillo HS in Lompoc CA, has been on the "short list" of possible nominees for knighthood in 2017. The honor of Knighthood bestowed on an individual by the Queen brings along the title of Sir. Queen Eliza...

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Perry Mason Completes Sex Change Surgery

Funny story: Perry Mason Completes Sex Change Surgery

The wish Perry Mason has been asking for all his life has arrived! HotDog.com has exclusively discovered that the former cabaret dancer and singer recently underwent full gender reassignment surgery, and is now legally considered a woman. He c...

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Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Funny story: Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Campaigning for gay rights in Russia, Elton John, has gone public and requested a very private meeting with mega-macho-hetero-President Putin! Putin replied in his typical stern, diplomatic manner; "Dear Elton, I have a perfect idea where you c...

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"I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

Funny story: "I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

Speaking in an interview on loose women, Monday admitted to Kay Adams that it doesn't like Bob Geldof either. After the Boom Town Rat's song went to no.1 for 3 weeks back in 1978, Monday admitted "I was devastated. I remember thinking what the hell have I done for this toe rag like me" Kay then asked if Monday had ever bumped into Bob Geldof when he was out and about? "Yes in fact. I...

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Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

Funny story: Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided...

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Circuit Boards Are Back!

Funny story: Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...

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Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

Funny story: Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...

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Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

Funny story: Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

NEW YORK CITY - Piano men Billy Joel and Elton John both performed at The 44th Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City. The two have been on the outs since Elton commented to iRumors that Billy really needed to start writing songs that ha...

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Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...

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Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Funny story: Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...

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Simon Cowell Action Figures Recalled En Masse

Toy manufacturer Ashbro have recalled 250,000 Simon Cowell action figures after a potential choking hazard was discovered. Over 375,000 of the action figures, with gripping hands and life like hair have already sold, making the toy this year's m...

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Elton John Still Standing After Fracas with Chinese Pianist

Pop star Elton John was taking into custody by Police Officers last night after a fracas that marred the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations. The star of hits like Rocket Man and I'm Still Standing was said to have reacted angrily to Chinese Pian...

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Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...

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Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

Funny story: Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...

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Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

Funny story: Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...

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Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

Funny story: Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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