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Funny story: UK sanctions to hit Russia where it hurts

UK sanctions to hit Russia where it hurts

The UK is to begin economic sanctions against Russia immediately, in response to the military occupation of the southern Ukraine. The sanctions are to hit Russia where it hurts, said Prime Minister David Cameron, and will begin with a total ban on ex...
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Funny story: Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided...
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Funny story: Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...
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Funny story: Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...
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Funny story: Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

NEW YORK CITY - Piano men Billy Joel and Elton John both performed at The 44th Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City. The two have been on the outs since Elton commented to iRumors that Billy really needed to start writing songs that ha...
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Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
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Funny story: Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Action Figures Recalled En Masse

Simon Cowell Action Figures Recalled En Masse

Toy manufacturer Ashbro have recalled 250,000 Simon Cowell action figures after a potential choking hazard was discovered. Over 375,000 of the action figures, with gripping hands and life like hair have already sold, making the toy this year's m...
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Funny story: Elton John Still Standing After Fracas with Chinese Pianist

Elton John Still Standing After Fracas with Chinese Pianist

Pop star Elton John was taking into custody by Police Officers last night after a fracas that marred the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations. The star of hits like Rocket Man and I'm Still Standing was said to have reacted angrily to Chinese Pian...
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Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...
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Funny story: Elton John To Pilot Rocket To Mars

Elton John To Pilot Rocket To Mars

London, England-- Rock star Elton John is set to become a real life rocket man later this year when he zooms off to Mars. The legendary performer has teamed up with gazillionaire Richard Branson for the historic flight. Sir Elton is expected to bla...
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Funny story: Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...
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Funny story: Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
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Funny story: Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Megastar Elton John is the latest chart-busting singer to fall foul of a West Yorkshire man who monitors the veracity of pop lyrics. Mr Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, near Wakefield, has already taken Paul Simon to court over the alleged inaccur...
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Funny story: American Idol's Steven Tyler Finally Admits That It's True, He Has Dumped Kate Gosselin

American Idol's Steven Tyler Finally Admits That It's True, He Has Dumped Kate Gosselin

SAVANNAH, Georgia - American Idol Judge Steven Tyler was in town to help judge the auditions of over 10,000 individuals who all insist that they will be the next American Idol. Tyler arrived in the city with the Southern belle's name in grand styl...
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Funny story: The Golden Globes Awards Show: The Madonna - Elton John Feud Erupts Like Mt. Vesuvius

The Golden Globes Awards Show: The Madonna - Elton John Feud Erupts Like Mt. Vesuvius

BEVERLY HILLS - The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards Show was hosted by a very subdued Ricky Gervais. The man who many refer to as "The Count of Cruelty" was not the same Ricky Gervais who resembled a den of rattlesnakes at last years Golden Globe...
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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Justin Timberlake has agreed to play the iconic Sir Elton John in an upcoming movie about John's life, but will not be allowed to apply his natural talent for suggestive body movement in the role. Timberlake was warned by producers before film con...
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