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Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...

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Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Funny story: Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...

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Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan and her look-a-like mom Dina sat in her mansion Lucky LohanLand and watched the Lifetime premier of her movie Liz & Dick. The film covers the tumultuous story of the relationship, marriage, divorce, relationship,...

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Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume Is Now Available

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume Is Now Available

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just completed shooting on the film Liz and Dick about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. She is thrilled that she has received such nice praise for her portrayal of the woman who has been married 8 times. Lind...

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Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Is Addicted To Placebos

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Is Addicted To Placebos

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan's hair stylist has said that the poor, little, troubled, rich girl has been trying her darnedest to keep on the straight and narrow. Slicky Pomade of Pomona told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that s...

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Lindsay Lohan Tells Rosie O'Donnell To Mind Her Own Damn Business!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Tells Rosie O'Donnell To Mind Her Own Damn Business!

LOS ANGELES - Well there's one thing that's for sure and that is that Lindsay Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell will definitely not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. The former talk show host remarked that she did not like the fact that Lohan had been p...

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Tory fat cat set to inherit huge chunk of Elizabeth Taylor's $$$s

Funny story: Tory fat cat set to inherit huge chunk of Elizabeth Taylor's $$$s

London - The PM was staying tight-lipped today amid rumors that one of his trusty lieutenants in the Tory Party is in line to inherit around $100 million of the late diva's fortune. The Cat On A Hot Tin Roofy star made over $750 million from her "...

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Elizabeth Taylor's missing pooch 'Delilah' spotted at North Korean restaurant

Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor's missing pooch 'Delilah' spotted at North Korean restaurant

Los Angeles - The search spread to Downtown's Pyongyang Dim Sum Delight restaurant today where Ms Taylor's million dollar Maltese terrier Delilah was spotted eating from an ornate silver bowl. According to reports in today's LA HagFagSlagMag.con's...

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Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

Funny story: Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne. Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...

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How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Funny story: How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York. A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville fer...

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Daily Mail Liz Taylor 'exclusive' sourced to Spoof news story

Funny story: Daily Mail Liz Taylor 'exclusive' sourced to Spoof news story

London - One month after a Spoof news writer revealed the existence of Liz Taylor's secret love child the Daily Mail has wowed its readers with an exclusive. Queen Mudder's original March 27 Spoof news item laid bare the sordid details of Taylor's...

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Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

Funny story: Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

With Dame Elizabeth Taylor gone, stores worldwide have finally been able to remove her signature scent White Diamonds perfume from their shelves. A top department store in London, as well as upscale stores in Beverly Hills and as far away as Ban...

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Liz Taylor's Ghost "On the beat"

Liz Taylor's ghost has been seen several times walking the streets of downtown Manhattan dressed only in a shortie see-through cotton shift after having finally found her true vocation. The local girls were quite upset to see her strutting her stuff on their beat and were very relieved when she failed to scare off any of the randy punters. "She is somewhat past her sell by date," one scantil...

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Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry appraised only to discover - all pieces are fake

After close examination of the late Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry a spokesman for her estate made this announcement, "I am embarrassed to tell you that we have had Ms. Taylor's jewelry appraised and were shocked to be told that every piece is 'fake'. Apparently, Ms. Taylor had to pawn her collection piece by piece over the past 5 or 6 years, in order to pay medical bills, staff wages etc. It...

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Larry King Remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Not Much Else

Funny story: Larry King Remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Not Much Else

Former talk-show host Larry King joined Elizabeth Hasselback and her other yenta-y co-conspirators on The View to remember his very, very dear friend, Elizabeth Taylor. "Even in her later years, Liz was remarkably beautiful," said the 114-year-o...

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Elizabeth Taylor not dead anymore

Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor not dead anymore

In one of the most spectacular showbiz stunts pulled during the last hour, it has been revealed that Liz Taylor is not actually dead. In an interview with Britain's most useful woman, Woolly Hollowbee, it was revealed that Liz actually just wanted...

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OMG! Elizabeth Taylor's secret illegitimate daughter to contest £750million Will

Funny story: OMG! Elizabeth Taylor's secret illegitimate daughter to contest £750million Will

London - Attorneys acting for Dame Elizabeth's four American children are having none of it, of course. But one of Hollywood's best kept Cold War secrets is likely to out this week about the existence of a suspected older sibling living close to T...

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Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood are facing a bleak future with the passing of screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. More than 10 of the top nip and tuck surgeons in Tinseltown are having to make staff redundant as they prepare for a massive drop in busines...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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