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Gold-digger Committed After Attempting To Destroy $12million Mansion

Funny story: Gold-digger Committed After Attempting To Destroy $12million Mansion

Tiger Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has been involuntarily committed to the state mental hospital for stealing a bulldozer and attempting to raze the $12.3 million estate she purchased after her divorce settlement from the 14-time major winner.

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Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...

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Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Funny story: Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

PEORIA, Illinois - Tiger Woods visited Peoria on a golf shoe promotion trip. He was asked by a local reporter if the rumor that he was going to retire from golf at the end of this year was true. Tiger smiled and replied "Yes and no." He then...

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Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...

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Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods

CHICAGO - Olympic Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn was in the Windy City visiting one of her high school teachers when she was approached by a sports reporter. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily asked the good-looking blonde about her rel...

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Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

Funny story: Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

KANSAS CITY - Tiger Woods was visiting a former caddy in Kansas City when he was asked about his upcoming golf clinic in Damascus, Syria. Woods grinned and shook his head as he said that needless to say that baby has been cancelled permanently due...

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Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...

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Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...

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Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

LA BREA - Close friends of Elin Nordegren have said that the Swedish beauty is still quite upset at ex-husband Tiger Woods. Elin, who was having dinner alone at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner, feels that she was led to believe by her former philanderi...

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Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...

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In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

Funny story: In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

JUPITER, Florida - In a move that caught each one of Tiger Wood's ex-Golf Gate gals by surprise, the word on the streets of Jupiter is that Tiger and ex-wife Elin will soon be hearing wedding bells. Tiger, 37, spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls...

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Tiger Woods Hitting On Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Funny story: Tiger Woods Hitting On Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

JUPITER, Florida - Tiger Woods has once again shown the world that he is and will always be a player. The golfer who became more famous for his off-the-fairways exploits than for his on-the-fairway exploits was caught openly flirting with his ex-w...

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Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

NEW YORK CITY - Tiger Woods was sitting by himself at the prestigious Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City when he was approached by a reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked him if she could have a few words with him and the man whose re...

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Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen is overjoyed that he has once again hit paydirt with his new television show Anger Management. Sheen, who was fired from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week, recen...

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Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

Funny story: Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...

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Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Funny story: Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...

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Rich, spoiled person stuns world by doing something selfish

Elin Nordegren, the ex wife of Tiger Woods sent shock waves through the world when she destroyed her 12 million dollar home recently. A spokesman for Woods said he "found it hard to believe that a privileged and obscenely wealthy young woman wi...

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Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...

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