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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

LA BREA - Close friends of Elin Nordegren have said that the Swedish beauty is still quite upset at ex-husband Tiger Woods. Elin, who was having dinner alone at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner, feels that she was led to believe by her former philanderi...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...
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Funny story:  In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

JUPITER, Florida - In a move that caught each one of Tiger Wood's ex-Golf Gate gals by surprise, the word on the streets of Jupiter is that Tiger and ex-wife Elin will soon be hearing wedding bells. Tiger, 37, spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Hitting On Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods Hitting On Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

JUPITER, Florida - Tiger Woods has once again shown the world that he is and will always be a player. The golfer who became more famous for his off-the-fairways exploits than for his on-the-fairway exploits was caught openly flirting with his ex-w...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

NEW YORK CITY - Tiger Woods was sitting by himself at the prestigious Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City when he was approached by a reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked him if she could have a few words with him and the man whose re...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren

Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen is overjoyed that he has once again hit paydirt with his new television show Anger Management. Sheen, who was fired from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week, recen...
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Funny story:  Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...
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Funny story:  Rich, spoiled person stuns world by doing something selfish

Rich, spoiled person stuns world by doing something selfish

Elin Nordegren, the ex wife of Tiger Woods sent shock waves through the world when she destroyed her 12 million dollar home recently. A spokesman for Woods said he "found it hard to believe that a privileged and obscenely wealthy young woman wi...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...
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Funny story:  Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Tiger Woods announced today he had severed a 12 year relationship with New Zealand Caddy Stevie Williams who had been with him for 72 Tournament wins including 13 majors! The injured Woods, nursing a sore joint after 4 knee operations, the loss of...
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Funny story:  FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

Reports are coming out of Orlando, Florida that Tiger Wood's former wife, Swedish Sex Siren Elin Nordegren, 36, is once again part of a threesome, and not on the links at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill's prestige course! Soon after tabloids reported th...
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Funny story:  The Former Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren Seen Sensuously Snuggling Up A Storm With A Swedish Billionaire

The Former Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren Seen Sensuously Snuggling Up A Storm With A Swedish Billionaire

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Elin Nordegren has long since forgotten about old Tiger what's-his-name. She has not heard the words Cadillac Escalade, GolfGate, or WeenieBoy mentioned in a long time. Since leaving the man who became known throughout the nati...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

DUBAI - It appears that Tiger Woods has once again had a lapse in judgement. The golf legend was on the 12th green participating in the Omega Dubai Desert Golf Classic when he must have forgotten where he was. As he lined up his shot, he suddenly...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...
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Funny story:  Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

In a new book due out in January, Tiger Woods high-price mistress, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger had reason to look elsewhere for attention. "How else do you account for my going to his place and the wife was never there? I mean, she could have w...
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Funny story:  Tiger's Ex Dating Ann Heche

Tiger's Ex Dating Ann Heche

Freshly divorced Elin Nordegren has been romantically linked to on-again off-again lesbian Ann Heche, who is currently married to a man, but "is also exhibiting strong bi-sexual characteristics of late," according a psychiatrist for the teeny blonde...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand. A source told us that Ti...
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