The Greek minister for skipping and street games, Mr. Aristos Popadopalus Papadopolus has accused the late Lord Elgin of cheating and using illegally weighted marbles in the 1800 contest in which he won a ship full of priceless "marble" marbles.
The Greek government is refusing to comment on reports that it has bought "The Needles", a major tourist attraction with its own Chili Dog stall and cable car system.
The attraction, stolen last week from the Isle of Wight, turned up at a famous...
Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money.
A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...
New York - The Ancient Greek artefucts were saved from ruination on the Parthenon, a sculpted frieze atop the Athens Acropolis, by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin and British ambassador to the Ottoman Empire from 1799 -1803.
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